World’s funniest quotes

World’s funniest quotes

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When i have children , i'm going to make them watch movie " 2012 " and tell them i survived that
When i have children , i’m going to make them watch movie ” 2012 ” and tell them i survived that
Okay , But just one more beer . I have to be up at 3 A.M tomorrow to wake my parents up
Okay , But just one more beer . I have to be up at 3 A.M tomorrow to wake my parents up
Elementary School : Here's basic understanding of history and how the world works . High School : Actually , that's not quite right . Everything is actually a whole lot more complicated than that . College : EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRRROOOONNNNGGG . History Channel : Aliens
Elementary School : Here’s basic understanding of history and how the world works . High School : Actually , that’s not quite right . Everything is actually a whole lot more complicated than that . College : EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRRROOOONNNNGGG . History Channel : Aliens
Surely you can't be serious ? I am serious ... And don't call me Shirley
Surely you can’t be serious ? I am serious … And don’t call me Shirley
" You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching . Love like you'll never be hurt . Sing like there's nobody listening . And live like it's heaven on earth " - William W.Purkey
” You’ve gotta dance like there’s nobody watching . Love like you’ll never be hurt . Sing like there’s nobody listening . And live like it’s heaven on earth ” – William W.Purkey
" Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world . I know because i've done it thousands of times " - Mark Twain
” Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world . I know because i’ve done it thousands of times ” – Mark Twain
I'm not crazy . My reality is just different than yours . - World's funniest quotes
I’m not crazy . My reality is just different than yours . – World’s funniest quotes
That fail moment when you pull your blankets up & punch yourself in the face
That fail moment when you pull your blankets up & punch yourself in the face
Mirror : Ohh you look cute today ! Camera : Lol , no .
Mirror : Ohh you look cute today ! Camera : Lol , no .
All he does is sleep an take baffs . I wants a life ob ADBENTURE !
All he does is sleep an take baffs . I wants a life ob ADBENTURE !
McDonald's . Try the new anus pounder . I think i'll pass ...
McDonald’s . Try the new anus pounder . I think i’ll pass …
PROBLEM SOLVING . " How would you like a punch in the face" - Stan
PROBLEM SOLVING . ” How would you like a punch in the face” – Stan
Do i get a cookie ? NO
Do i get a cookie ? NO
" If you hold eleven different roses in front of mirror , you will see the twelve most beautiful things in the world... - Anon
” If you hold eleven different roses in front of mirror , you will see the twelve most beautiful things in the world… – Anon
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9 - World's funniest quotes
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9 – World’s funniest quotes
"LIFE is a Dream for the wis , a Game for the fool, a Comedy for the rich , a Tragedy for a poor " - Sholom Aleichem
“LIFE is a Dream for the wis , a Game for the fool, a Comedy for the rich , a Tragedy for a poor ” – Sholom Aleichem
I'm in a glass case of emotion
I’m in a glass case of emotion
The world is going to end in 2012 ? Shi*t man , i just arrived !
The world is going to end in 2012 ? Shi*t man , i just arrived !
" I think and think for months and years ninety-nine times the conclusion is false . The hundredth time i am right " - Albert Einstein
” I think and think for months and years ninety-nine times the conclusion is false . The hundredth time i am right ” – Albert Einstein
" Be strong " . I whispered to my wfi signal
” Be strong ” . I whispered to my wfi signal
How ti kill a zombie . 1 . Choose your wepon . 2 . Aim for the head . 3. Don't miss
How ti kill a zombie . 1 . Choose your wepon . 2 . Aim for the head . 3. Don’t miss
The best way to succeed in this world is to act on the advice you give to others
The best way to succeed in this world is to act on the advice you give to others
" I do not advocate violence . I advocate peace . And then just when mu opponent believes me , i punch him in the face " - Buster Guru
” I do not advocate violence . I advocate peace . And then just when mu opponent believes me , i punch him in the face ” – Buster Guru
Save a VIRGIN . Do me Instead
Save a VIRGIN . Do me Instead
I don't always listen to rap in the car
I don’t always listen to rap in the car
" Yesterday i was clever , so i wanted to change the world . Today i am wise , so i am changing myself . "
” Yesterday i was clever , so i wanted to change the world . Today i am wise , so i am changing myself . “
I don't always fits but when i do , i sits
I don’t always fits but when i do , i sits
I feel ,sometimes the walls move ... Do you drink coffee ?
I feel sometimes the walls move … Do you drink coffee ?
" U punk guys scared to talk how u want lol " Aren't you married ron " Ina cinsused yog ! Bear voice yes but that doesn't mean can't party!
” U punk guys scared to talk how u want lol ” Aren’t you married ron ” Ina confused yog ! Bear voice yes but that doesn’t mean can’t party!
I crop sust my mom . Silent but violent
I crop dust my mom . Silent but violent
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