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Sharks aren't so bad . If a stranger entered my house wearing only a SPEEDO , i would probably attack him to
Sharks aren’t so bad . If a stranger entered my house wearing only a SPEEDO , i would probably attack him to
To be old and wise , you must first have to be young and stupid
To be old and wise , you must first have to be young and stupid
Sometimes on the way to a DREAM . You get lost and find a better one
Sometimes on the way to a DREAM . You get lost and find a better one
" If you die in an elevator , be sure to push the Up button " - Sam Levenson
” If you die in an elevator , be sure to push the Up button ” – Sam Levenson
Just chuck it in the fuck it bucket and move on - A.Wise Person - Wise funny quotes
Just chuck it in the fuck it bucket and move on – A.Wise Person – Wise funny quotes
I would like to apologize to anyone i have not offended . Please be patient . I will get to you shortly
I would like to apologize to anyone i have not offended . Please be patient . I will get to you shortly
Wise men TALK because they have something to say ; FOOLS , because they have to say something - Plato
Wise men TALK because they have something to say ; FOOLS , because they have to say something – Plato
How can you make sure you never miss your target ? Shoot first , and whatever you hit , call it the target
How can you make sure you never miss your target ? Shoot first , and whatever you hit , call it the target
I want to make my name on facebook " NOBODY " so when i see someone post something stupid ... I can like it and it will say " NOBODY LIKES THIS "
I want to make my name on facebook ” NOBODY ” so when i see someone post something stupid … I can like it and it will say ” NOBODY LIKES THIS “
THe only time a woman is helpless is when her nail polish is drying . Other than that , watch out
THe only time a woman is helpless is when her nail polish is drying . Other than that , watch out
" Racism isn't born , folks . It's taught . I have a 2-year-old son . Know what he hates ? Naps . End of list " - Denis Leary
” Racism isn’t born , folks . It’s taught . I have a 2-year-old son . Know what he hates ? Naps . End of list ” – Denis Leary
Wise man say : BAd deeds bring disgrace to your famiry
Wise man say : BAd deeds bring disgrace to your famiry
Focus on the Good - Wise funny quotes
Focus on the Good – Wise funny quotes
" You know what's weird ? Day by day . Nothing seems to change . But pretty soon ... Everything's different " - Bill Wafferson
” You know what’s weird ? Day by day . Nothing seems to change . But pretty soon … Everything’s different ” – Bill Watferson
The only lies we believe in are in the Bible - Futurama
The only lies we believe in are in the Bible – Futurama
No matter how old you are , unless you are gat . You love boobies
No matter how old you are , unless you are gat . You love boobies
My wallet is like. When i open it start to cry an onion
My wallet is like. When i open it start to cry an onion
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - Hoping it will eat him last - WInston Churchill
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile – Hoping it will eat him last – WInston Churchill
No matter what i get , it's impossible not to sound like a douche when my order at Starbucks
No matter what i get , it’s impossible not to sound like a douche when my order at Starbucks
Any man who can drive safety while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves - Albert einstein - Wise funny quotes
Any man who can drive safety while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves – Albert einstein – Wise funny quotes
If you can't convince them confuse them
If you can’t convince them confuse them
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems but then again neither does milk
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems but then again neither does milk
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength while loving someone deeply gives you courage
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength while loving someone deeply gives you courage
" See , the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis , and only enough blood to run one at a time " - Robin Williams - Wise funny quotes
” See , the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis , and only enough blood to run one at a time ” – Robin Williams – Wise funny quotes
It's great to have someone in your life who makes you hate yourself a little less - House M.D
It’s great to have someone in your life who makes you hate yourself a little less – House M.D
I'm in shape . Round is a shape
I’m in shape . Round is a shape
" Hold the vision , Trust the process " - Wise funny quotes
” Hold the vision , Trust the process ” – Wise funny quotes
In Greece wise men speak and fools decide
In Greece wise men speak and fools decide
STRONG MAN . " You may encounter many defeats , but you must not be defeated . In fact , it may be necessary to encounter the defeats , so you can know who you are , what you can rise from , how you can still come out of it " - Maya Angelou
STRONG MAN . ” You may encounter many defeats , but you must not be defeated . In fact , it may be necessary to encounter the defeats , so you can know who you are , what you can rise from , how you can still come out of it ” – Maya Angelou
A clever person solves a problem . A wise person avoids it
A clever person solves a problem . A wise person avoids it
Sometimes i think about how beautiful life is and then i shit on the carpet
Sometimes i think about how beautiful life is and then i shit on the carpet
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