Some funny quotes

Some funny quotes 

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if you say you're cooler than me ... Does that make me hotter than you ?
if you say you’re cooler than me … Does that make me hotter than you ?
" Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world . I know because i've done it thousands of times " - Mark Twain
” Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world . I know because i’ve done it thousands of times ” – Mark Twain
Marriage is a Workshop .. where husband works & wife shops ...
Marriage is a Workshop .. where husband works & wife shops …
If couples who are in love are call love birds , then couple who argue should be call angry birds
If couples who are in love are call love birds , then couple who argue should be call angry birds
Why is Monday so far from Friday , and Friday so near to Monday
Why is Monday so far from Friday , and Friday so near to Monday
I'm not lazy . I'm just on my energy saving mode
I’m not lazy . I’m just on my energy saving mode
Some people just need a high-five in the face with a chair
Some people just need a high-five in the face with a chair
During the day , i don't believe in ghosts . At night , i'm a little more open-minded - Some funny quotes
During the day , i don’t believe in ghosts . At night , i’m a little more open-minded – Some funny quotes
"Experience is the name everyone gives to thier mistakes " - Oscar Wilde
“Experience is the name everyone gives to thier mistakes ” – Oscar Wilde
I believe we should all pay our taxes with a smile . I tried but they wanted cash
I believe we should all pay our taxes with a smile . I tried but they wanted cash
I knew i was an unwanted baby when i saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio
I knew i was an unwanted baby when i saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio
I don't have an attitude problem , i just have a personality , you can't handle !
I don’t have an attitude problem , i just have a personality , you can’t handle !
Some people just need a pat on the back
Some people just need a pat on the back
Look , i can count to one ! - Some funny quotes
Look , i can count to one ! – Some funny quotes
"As you get older three things happen . The first is your memory goes , and i can't remenber the other two " - Sir Morman Wisdom
“As you get older three things happen . The first is your memory goes , and i can’t remenber the other two ” – Sir Morman Wisdom
"Not yet . Not yet . Not yet . Not yet . Not yet . Not yet . EAT ME NOW . Too late " - Avocados
“Not yet . Not yet . Not yet . Not yet . Not yet . Not yet . EAT ME NOW . Too late ” – Avocados
Some people are like clouds . WHen they go away , it's a brighter day
Some people are like clouds . WHen they go away , it’s a brighter day
What is love ? : In math : An equation . In history : A war . In chemistry : A reaction . In art : A heart . In me : You
What is love ? : In math : An equation . In history : A war . In chemistry : A reaction . In art : A heart . In me : You
I think my phone is broken . I pressed . The home button and i'm still at work
I think my phone is broken . I pressed . The home button and i’m still at work
Summer : Let us dance in the sun , wearing wild flower in our hair ...
Summer : Let us dance in the sun , wearing wild flower in our hair …
June : Woohoo , shool's out ! July : Where did half my summer go ? August : I don't want to go back to school ...
June : Woohoo , shool’s out ! July : Where did half my summer go ? August : I don’t want to go back to school …
" Some people need a sympathetic pat on head ... With a hammer "
” Some people need a sympathetic pat on head … With a hammer “
Don't like me ? Cool , i don't wake up every day to impress you - Some funny quotes
Don’t like me ? Cool , i don’t wake up every day to impress you – Some funny quotes
if someone has a problem with you always remember , it's THEIR problem
if someone has a problem with you always remember , it’s THEIR problem
GIRLS : As soon as they know your feelings ... They ignore you
GIRLS : As soon as they know your feelings … They ignore you
Deart Heart , please stop getting involved in everything . Your job is to pump blood that's it
Deart Heart , please stop getting involved in everything . Your job is to pump blood that’s it
"A good novel tells us the truth about it's hero , But a bad novel tells us the truth it's author " - G.K.Chesterton
“A good novel tells us the truth about it’s hero , But a bad novel tells us the truth it’s author ” – G.K.Chesterton
I realize that some people don't like me . I also realize that i dont' give a minions ass ! - Some funny quotes
I realize that some people don’t like me . I also realize that i dont’ give a minions ass ! – Some funny quotes
I worry that facebook is killing meaningful communication - Like
I worry that facebook is killing meaningful communication – Like
When nothign goes right ... go left
When nothign goes right … go left
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