Silly Life Quotes

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" Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you . Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure " - Murphy's Law
” Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you . Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch it to be sure ” – Murphy’s Law
It's a funny thing about LIFE , if you refuse to accept anything BUT THE BEST you very often get it - W.Somerset Maugham
It’s a funny thing about LIFE , if you refuse to accept anything BUT THE BEST you very often get it – W.Somerset Maugham
I'm not arguing . I'm simply explaining why i'm right
I’m not arguing . I’m simply explaining why i’m right
Laugh at your problems . Every body else does
Laugh at your problems . Every body else does
TO be OLD AND WISE , You must first be YUONG AND STUPID
TO be OLD AND WISE , You must first be YUONG AND STUPID
" THe best things in life are silly " - Scott Adams
” THe best things in life are silly ” – Scott Adams
Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take , but by the number of moments that take your breath away
Life isn’t measured by the number of breaths you take , but by the number of moments that take your breath away
MAD ? Don't count to 10 . Just look at bunny . All better now ?
MAD ? Don’t count to 10 . Just look at bunny . All better now ?
Life is not about how you survive the storm , it's about you dance in the rain - Silly Life Quotes
Life is not about how you survive the storm , it’s about you dance in the rain – Silly Life Quotes
God please give me patience , if you give me strength i will just punch them in the face
God please give me patience , if you give me strength i will just punch them in the face
The secret of happiness ... is to have bad memory !
The secret of happiness … is to have bad memory !
A best friend is like a four leaf clover , hard to find , lucky to have
A best friend is like a four leaf clover , hard to find , lucky to have
I am who i am . YOur approval is not needed - Silly Life Quotes
I am who i am . YOur approval is not needed – Silly Life Quotes
I've done a lot of things over the years . But acting normal has never been one of them
I’ve done a lot of things over the years . But acting normal has never been one of them
Life is very short ... So breake your silly ego ... Foregive quickly ... Believe slowly ... Love truly ... Laugh loudly ... & Never avoid anything that makes you smile
Life is very short … So breake your silly ego … Foregive quickly … Believe slowly … Love truly … Laugh loudly … & Never avoid anything that makes you smile
" When i was born i was so surprised i didn't talk for a year and a half " - Gracie Alien
” When i was born i was so surprised i didn’t talk for a year and a half ” – Gracie Alien
Anytime a bird takes a crap on my car , i eat entire of scrambled eggs on my porch . Just to show the birds what i'm capable of
Anytime a bird takes a crap on my car , i eat entire of scrambled eggs on my porch . Just to show the birds what i’m capable of
Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children - J.Paul Getty
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children – J.Paul Getty
Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills ... Making the last car payment
Wealthy people miss one of life’s greatest thrills … Making the last car payment
Be silly . Be honest . Be kind
Be silly . Be honest . Be kind
Love is GOD 's gift to us and shouldn't be opened until eagemess to receive it has subsided
Love is GOD ‘s gift to us and shouldn’t be opened until eagemess to receive it has subsided
" The WORST feeling is feeling unwanted by the person you want the most "
” The WORST feeling is feeling unwanted by the person you want the most “
Life is too short to Blend in
Life is too short to Blend in
I hate when i'm about to hug someone really sexy and then my face hits the mirror - Silly Life Quotes
I hate when i’m about to hug someone really sexy and then my face hits the mirror – Silly Life Quotes
Life is not a garden , dn't be a hoe
Life is not a garden , dn’t be a hoe
Imperfections are beauty , madness is genius and silly is better than boring
Imperfections are beauty , madness is genius and silly is better than boring
" Sexy wasn't good because we didn't care . It was good because you were crazy . Crazy sex is always good " - Stefan Salvatore
” Sexy wasn’t good because we didn’t care . It was good because you were crazy . Crazy sex is always good ” – Stefan Salvatore
" There is something beautiful about watching two people lovingly act silly together ; behaving as though no one else existed " - Steve Maraboli
” There is something beautiful about watching two people lovingly act silly together ; behaving as though no one else existed ” – Steve Maraboli
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