Short funny stories in english part 6
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A tourist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. He then asked what the animal was worth.
“Oh, about $200 today,” said the rancher. “But in six years, it would have been worth $900. So $900 is what I’m out.”
The tourist sat down and wrote out a check and handed it to the farmer.
ACCIDENT – Short funny stories in english
“Here, is the check for $900,” he said. “It’s postdated six years from now.”
Correct the Sentence
Teacher: Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the field.”
Student: A cow and a bull is grazing in the field.
Student: Ladies first.
Piece of Cake
Little Tommy had been to a birthday party at a friend’s house. Knowing his sweet tooth, Tommy’s mother looked straight into his eyes and said, “I hope you didn’t ask for a second piece of cake.”
“No, but I asked Mrs. Smith for the recipe so you could make some like it, and she gave me two more pieces without asking.”
Grandpa was driving with his 9 year old granddaughter and beeped the horn by mistake. She turned and looked at him for an explanation.
He said, “I did that by accident.”
She replied, “I know that, Grandpa.”
He replied, “How did you know?”
She said, “Because you didn’t say, ‘Idiot!’ afterward.”
A man took his wife to a Broadway show. During the first intermission he had to use the bathroom in the worst way, so he hurried to find the bathrooms.
He searched in vain for the rest rooms, but instead, all he found was a beautiful fountain with foliage. Nobody was watching, so he decided to take a go right there. When he finally got back into the auditorium, the second act had already begun.
He searched in the dark until he found his wife. “Did I miss much of the second act?” he asked.
“Miss it?” she said, “You were starring in it!”