Short funny stories in english part 3
A grocer put up a sign that read “Eggplants, 25¢ each – three for a dollar.”
All day long, customers came in exclaiming: “Don’t be ridiculous! I should get four for a dollar!”
Meekly the grocer capitulated and packaged four eggplants. The tailor next door had been watching these antics and finally asked the grocer, “Aren’t you going to fix the mistake on your sign?”
“What mistake?” the grocer asked. “Before I put up that sign no one ever bought more than one eggplant.”
Short funny stories in english
All Night Drinking
An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The bartender finally says that the bar is closed. So he stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He figures he’ll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.
Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his face. So he crawls home and at the door stands up and falls flat on his face. He crawls through the door and up the stairs. When he reaches his bed he tries one more time to stand up. This time he falls right into bed and is sound asleep.
He awakens the next morning to his wife standing over him shouting at him. “So, you’ve been out drinking again!!”
“How did you know?” he asks.
“The pub called, you left your wheelchair there again.”
Like a Dill Pickle
Two gynecologists meet at lunch. The first one says, “I had a patient this morning witha clit like a dill pickle. The second one says, “That big or that green?” The first one says,”That Sour.” –
A school kid asks his teacher, “Is it true that the law of gravity keeps us on Earth?”
The teacher replied, “Yes.”
The kid then asked, “What kept us before the law was passed?”