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Brown-skinned Baby

A nurse brought a beautiful brown-skinned baby into the waiting room and asked the only man pacing, “Is this yours?”

The man said, “It must be. My wife burns everything!”

BROWN-SKINNED BABY short funny stories in english

BROWN-SKINNED BABY – Short funny stories in english

Degrees in a Circle

During a training session at an artillery unit the sergeant-major was busy describing how the sophisticated aiming device of the artillery weapon system is used:

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“As you all know, there are 180 degrees in a circle.”

One of the soldiers put up his hand and said: “But there are 360 degrees in a circle, sergeant-major.”

“You idiot,” replied the sergeant-major, “I am obviously speaking about a small circle!”

Two Cows

Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, “I was artificially inseminated this morning.” “I don’t believe you,” says Dolly. “It’s true, no bull!” exclaims Daisy.

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Selling Assholes

Two businessmen were taking a break while setting up their soon-to-open store’s shelving units. There they sat, in the middle of nothing but empty shelves. One said, “I bet any minute now some smart aleck will stick his head in the door and ask what we’re selling.”

Within minutes, a man did just that, “Hey, boys, whacha sellin’?”

One businessmen responded sarcastically, “We’re selling assholes.”

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Without missing a beat, the man rejoined, “Looks like business is good; ya only got two left!”

 

 

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