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Life is too short to wear boring clothes.
Life is too short to wear boring clothes.
Life is very funny, if you take the time to watch it.
Life is very funny, if you take the time to watch it.
I may not be there yet, but I'm closer than I was yesterday.
I may not be there yet, but I’m closer than I was yesterday.
Life is too short not to live it up a little.
Life is too short not to live it up a little.
Never give up!
Never give up!
H.O.P.E. Hold on, Pain ends
H.O.P.E.
Hold on, Pain ends
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me. ~ Alice Roosevelt Longworth
If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me. ~ Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Life is the story makes yours the best seller.
Life is the story makes yours the best seller.
Life does not get easier, you just get stronger.
Life does not get easier, you just get stronger.
"Hard work never hurt anyone, but why take the chance."
“Hard work never hurt anyone, but why take the chance.”
sometimes people want to have full conversations really early in the morning and its okay to kill those people.
Sometimes people want to have full conversations really early in the morning and it’s okay to kill those people.
every morning I do 10 sit ups... to hit the snooze alarm!
Every morning I do 10 sit ups… to hit the snooze alarm!
The secret of happiness...is to have bad memory!
The secret of happiness…is to have bad memory!
Life, I learned is never fair. If they teach anything in school, that should be it.~Nicholas Sparks
Life, I learned is never fair. If they teach anything in school, that should be it.~Nicholas Sparks
Life is short, enjoy it! While you can :D
Life is short, enjoy it! While you can :D
There's so many beautiful reasons to be happy.
There’s so many beautiful reasons to be happy.
My idea of a good morning is one when I open my eyes, take a deep breath, then go back to sleep...
My idea of a good morning is one when I open my eyes, take a deep breath, then go back to sleep…
Every day is a new beginning. take a deep breath and start again.
Every day is a new beginning. take a deep breath and start again.
Sometimes we just have to let things go.
Sometimes we just have to let things go.
There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it? ~Kin Hubbard
There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it? ~Kin Hubbard
A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business. ~Henry Ford
A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business. ~Henry Ford
Remind yourself that it's okay not to be perfect.
Remind yourself that it’s okay not to be perfect.
Before you judge my life, my past or my character... Walk in my shoes, walk the path I have traveled. Like my sorrow, my doubts, my fear, my pain and my laughter... REMEMBER Everyone has a story. When you've lived my life then you can judge me.
Before you judge my life, my past or my character… Walk in my shoes, walk the path I have traveled. Like my sorrow, my doubts, my fear, my pain and my laughter…
REMEMBER Everyone has a story. When you’ve lived my life then you can judge me.
I'm not a perfect person. I make a lot of mistakes. But I really appreciate those people who stay with me after knowing how I really am.
I’m not a perfect person. I make a lot of mistakes. But I really appreciate those people who stay with me after knowing how I really am.
If an egg is broken by an outside force, life ends. If an egg is broken by an inside force, then life begins. Great things happen from the inside.
If an egg is broken by an outside force, life ends.
If an egg is broken by an inside force, then life begins.
Great things happen from the inside.
No one is born hating another person because of the color of his skin, or his background, or his religion. People must learn to hate, they can be taught to love, for the love comes more naturally to the human than its opposite. ~ Nelson Mandela
No one is born hating another person because of the color of his skin, or his background, or his religion. People must learn to hate, they can be taught to love, for the love comes more naturally to the human than its opposite. ~ Nelson Mandela
Today's the day. I can feel it. Today I am going to catch the red dot!
Today’s the day. I can feel it. Today I am going to catch the red dot!
"We don't stop playing because we grow old. We grow old because we stop playing." ~ G.B.Shaw
“We don’t stop playing because we grow old.
We grow old because we stop playing.” ~ G.B.Shaw
True friendship is never serece. ~ Marquise de Seviqne
True friendship is never serece. ~ Marquise de Seviqne
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