Short funny family stories part 3

The best short funny family stories part 3. 

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New Recruit

As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the youngest son announced that he had just signed up at an army recruiter’s office.

There were audible gasps around the table, then some laughter, as his older brothers shared their disbelief that he could handle this new situation. “Oh, come on, quit joking,” snickered one. “You didn’t really do that, did you?”

“You would never get through basic training,” scoffed another.

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NEW RECRUIT

NEW RECRUIT – Short funny family stories

The new recruit looked to his mother for help, but she was just gazing at him. When she finally spoke, she simply asked, “Do you really plan to make your own bed every morning?”

Indian Boy

With a puzzled look on his face, an Indian boy asked, “Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm??”

She told him, “Because he was conceived during a mighty storm.”

Then he asked, “Why is my sister named Cornflower?”

She replied, “Well, your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her.”
“And why is my older sister called Moonchild?”

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The mother said, “We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived.”

Mother Indian paused and asked her son, “Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious?”

Young Boy Asked His Mother

A young boy asked his mother “Ma, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?”

“Of course not, where did you hear such nonsense?” replied by his mother.
The young boy answered, “The other day, Daddy was talking to someone on the phone, and he said that he screwed the ass off his secretary.”

Lost Wife

The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?”

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“Why?”

“Because every time I talk to a a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.”

Bitten by Dog

My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday.

How is she now ?

She’s fine. But, the dog died.

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