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When you feel that nobody loves you . Nobody cares for you . Everyone is ignoring you , and people are jealous of you . You should really ask yourself .... Am i too sexy ?
When you feel that nobody loves you . Nobody cares for you . Everyone is ignoring you , and people are jealous of you . You should really ask yourself …. Am i too sexy ?
OVERCONFIDENCE . This is going to end in disaster , and you have no one to blame but yourself
OVERCONFIDENCE . This is going to end in disaster , and you have no one to blame but yourself
Always borrow money from a pessimist . He won't expect it back
Always borrow money from a pessimist . He won’t expect it back
Apparently it's not enough anymore - nowadays you've got to have a website as well . But i'm omnipresent
Apparently it’s not enough anymore – nowadays you’ve got to have a website as well . But i’m omnipresent
SUCCESS - " It is not the position where you are standing , but which direction you are going " - Oliver Wendell Holmes
SUCCESS – ” It is not the position where you are standing , but which direction you are going ” – Oliver Wendell Holmes
" I heard that Spider - Man was actually a comic book before it was a movie ... is this true ? "
” I heard that Spider – Man was actually a comic book before it was a movie … is this true ? “
If something is not happening for you . It doesn't mean it's never going to happen . It means you're not ready for it
If something is not happening for you . It doesn’t mean it’s never going to happen . It means you’re not ready for it
"Everything we hear is an opinion , not a fact . Everything we see is perspective , not the truth " - Marcus Aurelis
“Everything we hear is an opinion , not a fact . Everything we see is perspective , not the truth ” – Marcus Aurelis
Calories - Tiny creatures that live in your closet and ser your clothes a little bit tighter every night
Calories – Tiny creatures that live in your closet and ser your clothes a little bit tighter every night
" I'm not fat . It's just my awesomeness swelling up inside me "
” I’m not fat . It’s just my awesomeness swelling up inside me “
I love my computer because my friends live in it - Quotes to live by funny
I love my computer because my friends live in it – Quotes to live by funny
Individually we are weak , like a single twig . But as a bundle we form a mighty faggot
Individually we are weak , like a single twig . But as a bundle we form a mighty faggot
When life gives you lemonade , nake lemons . Life will be all like ... WHAT !!??!
When life gives you lemonade , nake lemons . Life will be all like … WHAT !!??!
Men look at a woman's behind and go " Wow ! What an ass ! " Women look at a man's face and think the same
Men look at a woman’s behind and go ” Wow ! What an ass ! ” Women look at a man’s face and think the same
I don't have a drinking problem ... I'm just really thirsty !
I don’t have a drinking problem … I’m just really thirsty !
Don't be Afraid . Be Afraid not to try
Don’t be Afraid . Be Afraid not to try
" Whenever i'm about to do something , i think , ' Would an idiot do that ? ' And if they would , i do not do that thing "
” Whenever i’m about to do something , i think , ‘ Would an idiot do that ? ‘ And if they would , i do not do that thing “
" Tough times never last , but tough people do " - Dr.Robert Schuller
” Tough times never last , but tough people do ” – Dr.Robert Schuller
" Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind " - Dr.Seues
” Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind ” – Dr.Seues
When you got NOTHING you got , nothing to LOSE
When you got NOTHING you got , nothing to LOSE
WAIT i'll fix it . MOTIVATIONAL POSTERS don't even make sense anymore . It's like people use them just because they're too lazy to open photoshop - Quotes to live by funny
WAIT i’ll fix it . MOTIVATIONAL POSTERS don’t even make sense anymore . It’s like people use them just because they’re too lazy to open photoshop – Quotes to live by funny
" A misty morning does not signify a cloudy day .IT signifies frizzy hair " - Ancient Proverb
” A misty morning does not signify a cloudy day .IT signifies frizzy hair ” – Ancient Proverb
If a woman is upset , hold her and tell her how beautiful she is . If she starts to growl , retreat to a safe distance and throw chocolate at her
If a woman is upset , hold her and tell her how beautiful she is . If she starts to growl , retreat to a safe distance and throw chocolate at her
" Why would you live your life worrying about something that's not going to happen ? " - Bill Parcells
” Why would you live your life worrying about something that’s not going to happen ? ” – Bill Parcells
The only person you should try to be better than , is the person you were yesterday - Quotes to live by funny
The only person you should try to be better than , is the person you were yesterday – Quotes to live by funny
The harder you press the button . The stronger the attack would be
The harder you press the button . The stronger the attack would be
" LIFE is a Dream for the wis , a Game for the fool , a Comedy for the rick , a Tragedy for the poor "- Sholom Aleichem
” LIFE is a Dream for the wis , a Game for the fool , a Comedy for the rick , a Tragedy for the poor “- Sholom Aleichem
When life is rough PRAY . WHen life is great PRAY
When life is rough PRAY . WHen life is great PRAY
" Challenges are what make life interesting ; overcoming them is what makes life meaningful " - Joshua J.Marine
” Challenges are what make life interesting ; overcoming them is what makes life meaningful ” – Joshua J.Marine
Has three speeds . Useless , useless , and wind tunnel
Has three speeds . Useless , useless , and wind tunnel
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