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Every night i go to sleep late . And in the morning i realize it was a bad idea
Every night i go to sleep late . And in the morning i realize it was a bad idea
As long as everything's exactly the way i want it . I'm totally flexible
As long as everything’s exactly the way i want it . I’m totally flexible
" A sense of humor makes a MAN handsome "
” A sense of humor makes a MAN handsome “
If people are talking about your back , Then just fart !
If people are talking about your back , Then just fart !
There is a reason why ENGAGEMENT rhymes with ENTRAPMENT and IMPRISONMENT
There is a reason why ENGAGEMENT rhymes with ENTRAPMENT and IMPRISONMENT
WILLPOWER . Forces you to get up in the morning . Prevents you from punching people you hate . Stops you from eating yummy food 24/7 . MAkes you do work
WILLPOWER . Forces you to get up in the morning . Prevents you from punching people you hate . Stops you from eating yummy food 24/7 . MAkes you do work
Help ! I'm having on by a thread ! Oh my god . Could you give me a hand ? Of course ! Whoo , well done ! Great job ! Wait , nevermind , i take that back
Help ! I’m having on by a thread ! Oh my god . Could you give me a hand ? Of course ! Whoo , well done ! Great job ! Wait , nevermind , i take that back
PUFF ! How can i be more effective at this ? Plan to make TIME your PARTNER , not an OPPONENT ! - Humorous Quotes
PUFF ! How can i be more effective at this ? Plan to make TIME your PARTNER , not an OPPONENT ! – Humorous Quotes
International symbol for marriage
International symbol for marriage
" Nothing is better than the unintended humor of reality "
” Nothing is better than the unintended humor of reality “
Are you sure you want to spoil all that cardio with a bunch of calories ?
Are you sure you want to spoil all that cardio with a bunch of calories ?
Whenever i have a problem , i sing . Then i realize that my voice is a lot worse than my problem
Whenever i have a problem , i sing . Then i realize that my voice is a lot worse than my problem
So if guns kill people . I guess pencils miss spell words , cars drive drunk , and spoons make prople fat
So if guns kill people . I guess pencils miss spell words , cars drive drunk , and spoons make people fat
" I'm such a good lover because i practice a lot on my own " - Woody Allen
” I’m such a good lover because i practice a lot on my own ” – Woody Allen
I try to take one day at a time but sometimes several days attack me at once
I try to take one day at a time but sometimes several days attack me at once
" If you fall . I'll be there " - Ground
” If you fall . I’ll be there ” – Ground
" If quitters never win , and winners never quit , then who is the fool that first said : " Quit while you are ahead ? " - Humorous Quotes
” If quitters never win , and winners never quit , then who is the fool that first said : ” Quit while you are ahead ? ” – Humorous Quotes
I'm smiling ... That alone should scare you ...
I’m smiling … That alone should scare you …
WOmen don't fart ... They do however shoot tiny puffs of glitter , that sound like a unicorn's laughter and smell like rainbows
WOmen don’t fart … They do however shoot tiny puffs of glitter , that sound like a unicorn’s laughter and smell like rainbows
I love being married. It;s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life - Rita Runder
I love being married. It;s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life – Rita Runder
If you were my husband , I'd poison your coffee . If you were my wife . I'd drink it . MARRIAGE - The only war where you sleep with the enemy
If you were my husband , I’d poison your coffee . If you were my wife . I’d drink it . MARRIAGE – The only war where you sleep with the enemy
Ugh ... Do i really have to go ? I would much rather stay home look like shit and do nothing
Ugh … Do i really have to go ? I would much rather stay home look like shit and do nothing
At the gym : WHo is looking at whom . The large :" I wish i looked normal like that guy . I bet he's happy "
At the gym : WHo is looking at whom . The large :” I wish i looked normal like that guy . I bet he’s happy “
Retirement is the beginning of the time when you can sit back and give advice to others , even though you never followed it in your own life - Humorous Quotes
Retirement is the beginning of the time when you can sit back and give advice to others , even though you never followed it in your own life – Humorous Quotes
I believe in karma . That means i can do bad things to people all day long and i assume they deserve it
I believe in karma . That means i can do bad things to people all day long and i assume they deserve it
New seatbelt design : 45% less car accidents
New seatbelt design : 45% less car accidents
Engagement marks the apex of a relationship's love and happiness . It's all downhill from here
Engagement marks the apex of a relationship’s love and happiness . It’s all downhill from here
See , It doesn't hurts ! So , why does mommy always cries when she steps on it ??? - Humorous Quotes
See , It doesn’t hurts ! So , why does mommy always cries when she steps on it ??? – Humorous Quotes
" Don't worry about the world coming to an end today . It is already tomorrow in Australia " - Charles Schulz
” Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today . It is already tomorrow in Australia ” – Charles Schulz
English Class . "One day our country will be corruption free " Which tense is it ?? Future Impossible Tense
English Class . “One day our country will be corruption free ” Which tense is it ?? Future Impossible Tense
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