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Wearing a Black Belt does not mean of you are invincible... Its mean you never gave up, worked past the pain, overcame the disappointments, didn't cave into your doubts, faced your fears, and learned enough to realize how little you actually know.
Wearing a Black Belt does not mean of you are invincible…
Its mean you never gave up, worked past the pain, overcame the disappointments, didn’t cave into your doubts, faced your fears, and learned enough to realize how little you actually know.
Hope you relax this labor day. Come to me, all who are weary and heavy-laden, and I will give you rest.
Hope you relax this labor day.
Come to me, all who are weary and heavy-laden, and I will give you rest.
Education is simply the soul of a society as it passes from one generation to another. - G.K. Chesterton
Education is simply the soul of a society as it passes from one generation to another.
– G.K. Chesterton
A good novel tells us the truth about its hero, but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author. - G.K. Chesterton
A good novel tells us the truth about its hero, but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
– G.K. Chesterton
There are two kinds of people in this world. 1. Morning people 2. People who want to shoot morning people.There are two kinds of people in this world. 1. Morning people 2. People who want to shoot morning people.
There are two kinds of people in this world.
1. Morning people
2. People who want to shoot morning people.
My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of GOD women, eat a salad. Humorous quote of the day!
My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of GOD women, eat a salad.
Humorous quote of the day!
"Behold, I will send you Elijah the prophet before the coming of the great and dreadful day of the LORD: And he shall turn the heart of the fathers to the children, and the heart of the children to their fathers, lest I come and smite the earth with a curse."
“Behold, I will send you Elijah the prophet before the coming of the great and dreadful day of the LORD: And he shall turn the heart of the fathers to the children, and the heart of the children to their fathers, lest I come and smite the earth with a curse.”
"The heart of a father is the masterpiece of nature." - Abby Prevost
“The heart of a father is the masterpiece of nature.”
– Abby Prevost
One of the greatest mental freedoms is truly not caring what anyone else think of you.
One of the greatest mental freedoms is truly not caring what anyone else think of you.
go on... without me!
go on… without me!
things fall apart so that other things can fall together.
Things fall apart so that other things can fall together.
"My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it." - Clarence Budington Kelland Humorous quote of the day!
“My father didn’t tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.”
– Clarence Budington Kelland
Humorous quote of the day!
Dad, you're someone to look up to no matter how tall I've grown.
Dad, you’re someone to look up to no matter how tall I’ve grown.
Dad, you're my superman which makes me your superson! Being with you is always superfun, I say. Wishing you a superfather's day!
Dad, you’re my superman which makes me your super son!
Being with you is always super fun, I say.
Wishing you a super father’s day!
Retirement is the beginning of the time when you can sit back and givee advice to others, even though you never followed it in your own life. Humorous quote of the day!
Retirement is the beginning of the time when you can sit back and givee advice to others, even though you never followed it in your own life.
Humorous quote of the day!
Life is your mirror What your see as your outside Always comes from your inside.
Life is your mirror
What your see as your outside
Always comes from your inside.
No matter how good or bad your life is, wake up each morning and be thankful that you still have one.
No matter how good or bad your life is, wake up each morning and be thankful that you still have one.
"If today were the last day of your life, would you want to do what you are about to do today?" - Steve Jobs
“If today were the last day of your life, would you want to do what you are about to do today?”
– Steve Jobs
"God gave me a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time" - Robin Williams Humorous quote of the day!
“God gave me a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time”
– Robin Williams
Humorous quote of the day!
The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day.
The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day.
Every day I get work with the best intentions and the right attitude... then idiots happen.
Every day I get work with the best intentions and the right attitude…
then idiots happen.
"NOTHING" means something and you need to be worried.
“NOTHING”
means something and you need to be worried.
Stay strong! Weekend is coming soon.
Stay strong!
Weekend is coming soon.
No! I don't want the weekend to be over. Humorous quote of the day!
No!
I don’t want the weekend to be over.
Humorous quote of the day!
I really need a day in between saturday and sunday.
I really need a day in between saturday and sunday.
I have decided to be happy because it's good for my health.
I have decided to be happy because it’s good for my health.
I'm not old... I woke up, I lifted my arms, I moves my knees, I turns my kneck... Everything made the same noise: 'CrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccccK!'... I came to a conclusion: I am not old, I am crispy!
I’m not old…
I woke up,
I lifted my arms,
I moves my knees,
I turns my kneck…
Everything made the same noise:
‘CrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccccK!’…
I came to a conclusion:
I am not old,
I am crispy!
I love waving at random people because you know for the rest of the day. They're trying to figure out who the hell you were!!
I love waving at random people because you know for the rest of the day. They’re trying to figure out who the hell you were!!
I'm the type of person that will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened days ago... Humorous quote of the day!
I’m the type of person that will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened days ago…
Humorous quote of the day!

 

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