Funny Small Quotes

Funny Small Quotes

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Life is too short , to waste time hating anyone . Enjoy life
Life is too short , to waste time hating anyone . Enjoy life
Whenever you feel sad just remember that there are billions of cells in your body and all they care about is you
Whenever you feel sad just remember that there are billions of cells in your body and all they care about is you
SMOKING helps you Relax !
SMOKING helps you Relax !
I love you , but don't touch my hair
I love you , but don’t touch my hair
A good friend buys you lunch . A true friend eats your
A good friend buys you lunch . A true friend eats your
Pain makes . People change
Pain makes . People change
When life gives you lemons slice those suckers up and find some tequila
When life gives you lemons slice those suckers up and find some tequila
Find beauty in the small things
Find beauty in the small things
Being a fairly tall woman everytime a short person asks me " Do you play basketball ?" . I laugh and reply with " No , do you work for Santa ?" - Funny Small Quotes
Being a fairly tall woman everytime a short person asks me ” Do you play basketball ?” . I laugh and reply with ” No , do you work for Santa ?” – Funny Small Quotes
The laughter . The memories . The pain . the Happiness
The laughter . The memories . The pain . the Happiness
That's your solution to a dirty diaper ?
That’s your solution to a dirty diaper ?
HOPE anchors the soul
HOPE anchors the soul
You steam up my glasses so hard
You steam up my glasses so hard
In bed , it's 6 am . You close for 5 minutes , it's 7:45 . At work , it's 1:30 . Close your eyes for 5 minutes , it's 1:31
In bed , it’s 6 am . You close for 5 minutes , it’s 7:45 . At work , it’s 1:30 . Close your eyes for 5 minutes , it’s 1:31
Ola age is always 15 years older than i am
Ola age is always 15 years older than i am
NEVER stop dreaming
NEVER stop dreaming
NAPS are pretty AMAZING
NAPS are pretty AMAZING
Small girl asked her elder brother , what is love ??? Her brother replied : Love is when u steal my chocolate everyday from my bag ... !!! And i still keep it in that place for ...
Small girl asked her elder brother , what is love ??? Her brother replied : Love is when u steal my chocolate everyday from my bag … !!! And i still keep it in that place for …
What happened to you ? I git tired
What happened to you ? I git tired
I saw dad with mom last night . I think he was stealing my milk
I saw dad with mom last night . I think he was stealing my milk
Life is short . Buy the dress
Life is short . Buy the dress
My cat doesn't beg , she negotiates
My cat doesn’t beg , she negotiates
Finding friends with the same mental disorder as you ... Princeless - Funny Small Quotes
Finding friends with the same mental disorder as you … Princeless – Funny Small Quotes
What do you call an alligator ina vest ? An ivestigator
What do you call an alligator ina vest ? An investigator
Sometimes , the smallest things take up the most room in your heart
Sometimes , the smallest things take up the most room in your heart
Be happy . Do the best you can . Be good and kind
Be happy . Do the best you can . Be good and kind
No i didn't trip the floor looked like it needed a hug
No i didn’t trip the floor looked like it needed a hug
My alarm clock is CLEARLY jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed
My alarm clock is CLEARLY jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed
Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children - Funny Small Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children – Funny Small Quotes
Then i told mom & dad . I'm sorry and i\ll never do it again lawl
Then i told mom & dad . I’m sorry and i’ll never do it again lawl
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