Funny short stories for kids part 2

Mommies’ Tummies

A little boy asked his father a question. “Dad, I know that babies come from mommies’ tummies, but how do they get there in the first place?” he asked innocently. After dad hemmed and hawed for a while, the kid finally spoke up in disgust. “You don’t have to make something up, Dad. It’s okay if you don’t know the answer.”

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Intelligence

“Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?” “Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine…” –

Daddy’s Thing

A small girl suddenly sees her father coming out from the bathroom, and asks the mum. “Mum, what is it the daddy has?” “Well, my girl, it is such daddy’s thing… If he hasn’t it you couldn’t be here, (pause), and me, perhaps, too.”

Dead Dog

Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died.

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“You know,” Mom said, “it’s not your fault that the dog died. He’s probably up in heaven right now, having a grand old time with God.”

Susie, still crying, said, “What would God want with a dead dog?”

Gift for the Teacher

On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist’s son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, “I bet it’s some flowers!” “That’s right!” shouted the little boy. Then the candy store owner’s daughter handed the teacher a gift. She held it up, shook it and said, “I bet I know what it is! It’s a box of candy!” “That’s right!” shouted the little girl. The next gift was from the liquor store owner’s son. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it. “Is it wine?” she asked. “No,” the boy answered. The teacher touched another drop to her tongue. “Is it champagne?” she asked. “No,” the boy answered. “What is it?” she said. “A puppy!”

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