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Love is the greatest refreshment in life. ~ Pablo Picasso
Love is the greatest refreshment in life. ~ Pablo Picasso
Life doesn't have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.
The secret of happiness...is to have bad memory.
The secret of happiness…is to have bad memory.
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. ~ Fred Allen
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. ~ Fred Allen
Sometimes I wish I was a bird...So I could fly over certain people and shit on their heads.
Sometimes I wish I was a bird…So I could fly over certain people and shit on their heads.
I am who I am. You approval is not needed.
I am who I am. Your approval is not needed.
Girl: what is the first thing you notice when you look at another girl? Boy: that she isn't you!
Girl: what is the first thing you notice when you look at another girl?
Boy: that she isn’t you!
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. ~ Robert Frost
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. ~ Robert Frost
Happiness is not a destination, it's a way of life.
Happiness is not a destination, it’s a way of life.
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed .in overall and looks like work.
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overall and looks like work. ~ Thomas Eddison
It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best. You are often get it. ~ Somerset Maugham
It’s a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best. You are often get it. ~ Somerset Maugham
IN BED, Its 6 am. You close your eyes for five minutes, its 7:45. AT WORK, its 1:30. You close your eyes for five minutes, its 1:31
IN BED, its 6 am. You close your eyes for five minutes, its 7:45.
AT WORK, its 1:30. You close your eyes for five minutes, its 1:31.
True love...hurray for feminism.
True love…hurray for feminism.
"I'm never having kids. I hear they take nine months to download."
“I’m never having kids. I hear they take nine months to download.”
Life is too short, to waste time hating anyone.
Life is too short, to waste time hating anyone.
"Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure."~ MURPHY'S LAW
“Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch it to be sure.”~ MURPHY’S LAW
"Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere." ~ albert Einstein
“Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere.” ~ Albert Einstein
"I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone, it's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people that make you feel alone."
“I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone, it’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people that make you feel alone.”
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
God please give me patience, if you give me strength I will just punch them in the face.
God please give me patience, if you give me strength I will just punch them in the face.
"i was always fascinated by people who are considered completely normal, because I find them the weirdest of all" ~ Johnny Depp
“I was always fascinated by people who are considered completely normal, because I find them the weirdest of all” ~ Johnny Depp
Life is not that complicated. You get up, you go to work, eat three meals, you take one to good shit and you go back to bed. What's the fucking mystery? ~ Geogle Carlin
Life is not that complicated. You get up, you go to work, eat three meals, you take one to good shit and you go back to bed. What’s the fucking mystery? ~ Geogle Carlin
The difference between the impossible and the possible life in a person's determination. ~ Tommy Lasorda
The difference between the impossible and the possible life in a person’s determination. ~ Tommy Lasorda
"Acting is not a state of being...but a state of appearing to be." ~ Noel Coward
“Acting is not a state of being…but a state of appearing to be.” ~ Noel Coward
Life is so funny sometimes that you just have to laugh.
Life is so funny sometimes that you just have to laugh.
Sometimes life is hard, but you go gotta be strong and keep moving on. Don't let anything hold you back from what you want.
Sometimes life is hard, but you go gotta be strong and keep moving on. Don’t let anything hold you back from what you want.
The two most common alements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
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