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When you wake up at 6 in the morning , you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45 . When you're at work and it's 2:30 , you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31
When you wake up at 6 in the morning , you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it’s already 6:45 . When you’re at work and it’s 2:30 , you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it’s 2:31
You don't like me ? That's a shame . I'll need a few minutes to recover from the tragedy .
You don’t like me ? That’s a shame . I’ll need a few minutes to recover from the tragedy .
Everything is funny , as long as it's happening to somebody else - Will Rogers
Everything is funny , as long as it’s happening to somebody else – Will Rogers
I've taken up Photography because it's only hobby where you can shoot people and cut their heads off without going to jail
I’ve taken up Photography because it’s only hobby where you can shoot people and cut their heads off without going to jail
I know the voice in my heart aren't real ... But sometimes their ideas are just absolutely AWESOME
I know the voice in my heart aren’t real … But sometimes their ideas are just absolutely AWESOME
Don't text me while i'm in the middle of texting you . Now i have to change my whole text
Don’t text me while i’m in the middle of texting you . Now i have to change my whole text
My 4 moods : 1.I'm too old for this shit . I'm too tired for this shit . I'm too sober for this shit . I don't have time for this shit !
My 4 moods : 1.I’m too old for this shit . I’m too tired for this shit . I’m too sober for this shit . I don’t have time for this shit !
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot , and anyone going faster than you is maniac ? - Funny Quats
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot , and anyone going faster than you is maniac ? – Funny Quats
RED BULL AND VODKA . Because you want to be wide awake for this mistake !
RED BULL AND VODKA . Because you want to be wide awake for this mistake !
I admit that my level of weirdness is above the national average , but i'm comfortable with that
I admit that my level of weirdness is above the national average , but i’m comfortable with that
When you've had a rough day but you're trying to stay positive . "It's great . I'm great . Everything's just great "
When you’ve had a rough day but you’re trying to stay positive . “It’s great . I’m great . Everything’s just great “
When you kinda wanna just do it ... But not really
When you kinda wanna just do it … But not really
" I never look back , darling . It distracts from the now " - Edma Mode , " The incredibles "
” I never look back , darling . It distracts from the now ” – Edma Mode , ” The incredibles “
Barked at mailman . He said " How cute "
Barked at mailman . He said ” How cute “
We're all brave until we realize the cockroach has wings
We’re all brave until we realize the cockroach has wings
GOOD MORNING !!! Now put it in your mouth
GOOD MORNING !!! Now put it in your mouth
I woke up early . There was no worm
I woke up early . There was no worm
I smile because you're my family ... I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it
I smile because you’re my family … I laugh because there’s nothing you can do about it
I'm just gonna park my ass right here
I’m just gonna park my ass right here
HOME ALONE - Someone knocks at the door
HOME ALONE – Someone knocks at the door
In the event the cabin loses pressure , oxygen masks will drop down . And you can bat them with your paws
In the event the cabin loses pressure , oxygen masks will drop down . And you can bat them with your paws
When i'm mad at someone . But then they ask if im hungry
When i’m mad at someone . But then they ask if im hungry
Always borrow money from a pessimist . He won't expect it back
Always borrow money from a pessimist . He won’t expect it back
LAST WINTER. Someone used me as a snowball
LAST WINTER. Someone used me as a snowball
When your humans says , " Who's a good boy ?" . And you know you're good boy
When your humans says , ” Who’s a good boy ?” . And you know you’re good boy
I just been diagnosed with NCD - NO CAN DO
I just been diagnosed with NCD – NO CAN DO
I either read for four hours or don't read for four months . There is no in between
I either read for four hours or don’t read for four months . There is no in between
That look , When you get on the scale . After eating thanks giving dinner
That look , When you get on the scale . After eating thanks giving dinner
There's no louder sound than the crunch of something . You're not supposed to be eating
There’s no louder sound than the crunch of something . You’re not supposed to be eating
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