Funny love sayings

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Anyone can make you happy by doing something special . But , only someone special can make you happy WITHOT DOING ANYTHING
Anyone can make you happy by doing something special . But , only someone special can make you happy WITHOT DOING ANYTHING
I love you with all my butt , I would say heart , but my butt is bigger
I love you with all my butt , I would say heart , but my butt is bigger
Somewhere between all our laughs , long talks , stupid little tights , and all our lame jokes .... I fell in love
Somewhere between all our laughs , long talks , stupid little tights , and all our lame jokes …. I fell in love
On a scale of 1 to 10 : You're a 9 & I'm the 1 you need
On a scale of 1 to 10 : You’re a 9 & I’m the 1 you need
"There are only three things women need in life : Food , water , and compliments " - Chris Rock
“There are only three things women need in life : Food , water , and compliments ” – Chris Rock
Stop waiting for Prince Charming . Get up and find hom . The poor idiot maybe stuck on a tree or something
Stop waiting for Prince Charming . Get up and find hom . The poor idiot maybe stuck on a tree or something
Boy : Wanna hear a joke ? Girl : Of course ! Boy : knock , knock ! Girl : who's there ? boy : Marry . Girl : marry , who ? Boy : marry , me ?
Boy : Wanna hear a joke ? Girl : Of course ! Boy : knock , knock ! Girl : who’s there ? boy : Marry . Girl : marry , who ? Boy : marry , me ?
Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else , because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunatr - Funny love sayings
Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else , because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunatr – Funny love sayings
You hold my heart in your hands ... " Don't Clap"
You hold my heart in your hands … ” Don’t Clap”
You asked me what was wrong and i smiled and said ... Nothing . Then i turned around and wispered ... Everything
You asked me what was wrong and i smiled and said … Nothing . Then i turned around and wispered … Everything
I'll kiss you in the rain so you get twice as wet
I’ll kiss you in the rain so you get twice as wet
People say you can't live without love ... I think oxygen is more important
People say you can’t live without love … I think oxygen is more important
they told me that to make hẻ fall in love . I had to make hẻ laugh . But everytime she laughs i'm the one who falls in love
They told me that to make hẻ fall in love . I had to make her laugh . But everytime she laughs i’m the one who falls in love
Kiss my neck . Bite me . Pull my hair . Trace my spine . Hold me down . Use your tongue . Make me moan . Don'y stop til' I'm shaking
Kiss my neck . Bite me . Pull my hair . Trace my spine . Hold me down . Use your tongue . Make me moan . Don’y stop til’ I’m shaking
You wanna know who i'm in love with ? Read the first word again
You wanna know who i’m in love with ? Read the first word again
Can i borrow a kiss ? I promise i'll give it back
Can i borrow a kiss ? I promise i’ll give it back
I love you withour knowing how , or when , or why . I love you simply , without problems or pride . I love you this way because i know no other way
I love you withour knowing how , or when , or why . I love you simply , without problems or pride . I love you this way because i know no other way – Funny love sayings
Life is short . Smile while you still have teeth
Life is short . Smile while you still have teeth
Do you know what would look good on you ? Me !
Do you know what would look good on you ? Me !
I like when you smile , but i love it when i'm the reason
I like when you smile , but i love it when i’m the reason
The truth ? I like you / A lot . You make me happy . You make me laugh . You're smart . You're different . You're a little crazy , and awkward , and your smile alone can make my day
The truth ? I like you / A lot . You make me happy . You make me laugh . You’re smart . You’re different . You’re a little crazy , and awkward , and your smile alone can make my day
Boy : You are the most funniest and most beautiful girl i have ever met . Girl : You just wanna fuck me . Boy : Wow and smart too
Boy : You are the most funniest and most beautiful girl i have ever met . Girl : You just wanna fuck me . Boy : Wow and smart too
I love you more !!! No , i love you more !!!
I love you more !!! No , i love you more !!!
I wish you told me from the start that you were gonna break my heart
I wish you told me from the start that you were gonna break my heart
No man is truly Married until he understands every word his Wife is not saying
No man is truly Married until he understands every word his Wife is not saying
"Stalking : is such a strong word , i prefer " Intense Research of an individual "
“Stalking : is such a strong word , i prefer ” Intense Research of an individual “
A blow job a week can lower a man's risk of heart disease so don't be stingy girls save a life
A blowjob a week can lower a man’s risk of heart disease so don’t be stingy girls save a life
I heard you're a player .So let's play a game . Let's sweet talk . Let's play fight . Ley's talk 24/7 / Let's tell each other good morning and good night every day . Let's tale walks together . Let's give each other nicknames . Let's hang out with each others'friends. Let's go on dates . Let's talk on the phone all night long . Let's hold each other . Let's kiss and hug . And whoever falls in love first ? Loses
I heard you’re a player .So let’s play a game . Let’s sweet talk . Let’s play fight . Ley’s talk 24/7 . Let’s tell each other good morning and good night every day . Let’s tale walks together . Let’s give each other nicknames . Let’s hang out with each others’friends. Let’s go on dates . Let’s talk on the phone all night long . Let’s hold each other . Let’s kiss and hug . And whoever falls in love first ? Loses
Every girl has her best friend , boy friend and true love . But you're really lucky if they're all the same person
Every girl has her best friend , boy friend and true love . But you’re really lucky if they’re all the same person
Don't make me laugh . I'm trying to be Mad At You - Funny love sayings
Don’t make me laugh . I’m trying to be Mad At You – Funny love sayings
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