Funny love phrases

Funny love phrases

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I love you with all my butt , i would say heart , but my butt is bigger
I love you with all my butt , i would say heart , but my butt is bigger
Anyone can make you happy by doing something special . But , only someone special can make you happy WITHOUT DOING ANYTHING .
Anyone can make you happy by doing something special . But , only someone special can make you happy WITHOUT DOING ANYTHING .
Stop waiting for Prince Charming . Get up and find him . The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something
Stop waiting for Prince Charming . Get up and find him . The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something
I will : Pack you lunch , make the bed , always kiss you when you're mad . You will : Catch spider , get the mail , hug me all the time
I will : Pack you lunch , make the bed , always kiss you when you’re mad . You will : Catch spider , get the mail , hug me all the time
YOu're cute , can i keep you ?
YOu’re cute , can i keep you ?
Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else , because our parents taught to give our used toys to the less fortunate - Funny love phrases
Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else , because our parents taught to give our used toys to the less fortunate – Funny love phrases
Can i borrow a kiss ? I promise i'll give it back
Can i borrow a kiss ? I promise i’ll give it back
God made you . God made me . Then he whispered meant to be ...
God made you . God made me . Then he whispered meant to be …
I'd shave my legs for you
I’d shave my legs for you
Do you know what would look good on you ? Me !
Do you know what would look good on you ? Me !
Yes , i have a dirty mind and right now . YOu're running through it ... naked
Yes , i have a dirty mind and right now . YOu’re running through it … naked
I'll love you forever ! lol jokes . I can't live that long- Funny love phrases
I’ll love you forever ! lol jokes . I can’t live that long- Funny love phrases
Life is short . Smile while you still have teeth
Life is short . Smile while you still have teeth
My best love was CHOCOLATE . But then you came around
My best love was CHOCOLATE . But then you came around
Love is like heaven , but it can hurt like hell
Love is like heaven , but it can hurt like hell
I'm sorry . It's not working . It's not you , it's me . I know ... You're really lame
I’m sorry . It’s not working . It’s not you , it’s me . I know … You’re really lame
I lost my teddy , will you sleep with me ?
I lost my teddy , will you sleep with me ?
"In all the world , there is no heart for me like yours . In all the world , there is no love for you like mine "- Maya Angelou
“In all the world , there is no heart for me like yours . In all the world , there is no love for you like mine “- Maya Angelou
They told me that to make her fall in love . I had to make her laugh . Bur everytime she laughs . I'm the one who falls in love
They told me that to make her fall in love . I had to make her laugh . Bur everytime she laughs . I’m the one who falls in love
Marriage is a Workshop ... where husband works & wife shops ...
Marriage is a Workshop … where husband works & wife shops …
Dear Girls , If a guy pauses a video game just to text you back
Dear Girls , If a guy pauses a video game just to text you back
The brain is the most outstanding organ . IT works for 24 hours , 365 days , right from your birth until you fall in love
The brain is the most outstanding organ . IT works for 24 hours , 365 days , right from your birth until you fall in love
" I'm not saying I'm perfect ; in fact o know i'm far from it ; I'm just saying i'm worth it "
” I’m not saying I’m perfect ; in fact o know i’m far from it ; I’m just saying i’m worth it “
I'm not sure which is worse ... Missing you , or the fact that there's nothing i can do about it - Funny love phrases
I’m not sure which is worse … Missing you , or the fact that there’s nothing i can do about it – Funny love phrases
If i choose you over sleep , you better feel fucking sleep
If i choose you over sleep , you better feel fucking sleep
My head says : " Who care?" But then my heart whispers , " You do , stupid ..."
My head says : ” Who care?” But then my heart whispers , ” You do , stupid …”
Never laugh at your wife's choices . YOu are one of them
Never laugh at your wife’s choices . YOu are one of them
Boy : You are the most funniest and most beautiful girl i have ever met . Girl : You just wanna fuck me . Boy : Wow and smart too
Boy : You are the most funniest and most beautiful girl i have ever met . Girl : You just wanna fuck me . Boy : Wow and smart too
You hold My Heart in your hands ..."Don't Clap"
You hold My Heart in your hands …”Don’t Clap”
True love ... hurray for feminism
True love … hurray for feminism
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