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Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself. - Groucho Marx
Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
– Groucho Marx
When i get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story.
When i get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.
True story.
This banana wants you to be happy. Look, it is even smiling at you.
This banana wants you to be happy.
Look, it is even smiling at you.
Be positive... No.....
Be positive…
No…..
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Eddison Funny inspirational quote
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
– Thomas Eddison
Funny inspirational quote
Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish.. and feed yourself. He's a grown man. And fishing's not that hard. - Ron Swanson
Give a man a fish and feed him for a day.
Don’t teach a man to fish.. and feed yourself. He’s a grown man.
And fishing’s not that hard.
– Ron Swanson
COURAGE... Do one brave thing today... then run like hell.
COURAGE…
Do one brave thing today… then run like hell.
Sometimes I'm struck by the thought: "I can't believe I exist." It is a magical and extraordinary thing to exist.
Sometimes I’m struck by the thought: “I can’t believe I exist.”
It is a magical and extraordinary thing to exist.
Today we will live in the moment unless it's unpleasant in which ease me will eat a cookie.
Today we will live in the moment unless it’s unpleasant in which ease me will eat a cookie.
Help......... I've ran out of Weekend! Funny inspirational quote
Help………
I’ve ran out of Weekend!
Funny inspirational quote
A problem can be real, but it is your choice whether you stay in it or you get out of it.
A problem can be real, but it is your choice whether you stay in it or you get out of it.
The real season you're late for work.
The real season you’re late for work.
You can't leave footprints in the sands of time if you're sitting on your butt. And who wants to leave butt prints in the sands of time?
You can’t leave footprints in the sands of time if you’re sitting on your butt.
And who wants to leave butt prints in the sands of time?
If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito. - Betty Reese
If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.
– Betty Reese
Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together. - Marilyn Monroe Funny inspirational quote
Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
– Marilyn Monroe
Funny inspirational quote
A new baby is like the beginning of all things - hope, wonder, a dream of possibilities. - Eda. J. Le Shan
A new baby is like the beginning of all things – hope, wonder, a dream of possibilities.
– Eda. J. Le Shan
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you. - Steve Wright
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
– Steve Wright
"Sometimes me think 'What is friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.'"
“Sometimes me think ‘What is friend?’ and then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.'”
'Do your thing and don't care if they like it.' --Tina Fey Funny inspirational quote
‘Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.’
–Tina Fey
Funny inspirational quote
The greatest strength is kindness... That's something I'd really like to pound into the heads of all these rude little dumb ass punk shits who don't seem to realize that. - Buster Guru
The greatest strength is kindness… That’s something I’d really like to pound into the heads of all these rude little dumb ass punk shits who don’t seem to realize that.
– Buster Guru
Age is of no importance unless you're a cheese. - Billie Burke
Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.
– Billie Burke
Frank looked out over the majestic rocky coast bathed in the granderur of the setting sun... and he thought of nothing, because he is a cat.
Frank looked out over the majestic rocky coast bathed in the granderur of the setting sun… and he thought of nothing, because he is a cat.
Hope... is the little voice you hear whisper... "maybe" when it seems the entire world is shooting "No"
Hope… is the little voice you hear whisper…
“maybe” when it seems the entire world is shooting “No”
Unique identity is unmistakably yours! Funny inspirational quote
Unique identity is unmistakably yours!
Funny inspirational quote
Run like you stole it.
Run like you stole it.
Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy. -Cynthia Meims
Nobody really cares if you’re miserable, so you might as well be happy.
-Cynthia Meims
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education. - Albert Einstein
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
– Albert Einstein
Positive people have negative thought, too. They just don't allow those thoughts to grow too big. And they make sure to stop them from following them around all day. - Karen Salmansohn Funny inspirational quote
Positive people have negative thought, too.
They just don’t allow those thoughts to grow too big. And they make sure to stop them from following them around all day.
– Karen Salmansohn
Funny inspirational quote
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