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Some people just need a pat on the back.
Some people just need a pat on the back.
Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 month about it.
Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 month about it.
I don't give a shit I don't take any shit I'm not in the shit business But I am however a shitload of FUN!!
I don’t give a shit
I don’t take any shit
I’m not in the shit business
But I am however a shitload of FUN!!
Should I tell him.. I am here?
Should I tell him..
I am here?
THE LAST TIME! An air Force Cadet encounters mud. This will in all likelihood, never occur again.
THE LAST TIME!
An air Force Cadet encounters mud. This will in all likelihood, never occur again.
Jimmy, Answer me!! Please!
Jimmy,
Answer me!!
Please!
Retivement is the beginning of the time when you can sit back and give advice to others, even though you never followed it in your own life.
Retivement is the beginning of the time when you can sit back and give advice to others, even though you never followed it in your own life.
I must say that I quite enjoy being the black sheep of the family. Black sheep are the prettiest & don't show the dirt as much as the white ones.
I must say that I quite enjoy being the black sheep of the family.
Black sheep are the prettiest & don’t show the dirt as much as the white ones.
So, a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.
So, a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.
Farting is like the song from Frozen. Work: conceal, don't feel, don;'t let them know... At home: Let it go! Let it go! Can't hold it back anymore...
Farting is like the song from Frozen.
Work: conceal, don’t feel, don;’t let them know…
At home: Let it go! Let it go! Can’t hold it back anymore…
Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on the beach drinking margaritas.
Everyone should believe in something.
I believe
I should be on the beach drinking margaritas.
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get Shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera.
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get Shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera.
Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. - Luis Bunuel
Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
– Luis Bunuel
Slept in all my clothes like I didn't care, Hope into a cab, take me anywhere. I'm in if you're down to get down tonight, Cuz it's always a good time!
Slept in all my clothes like I didn’t care, Hope into a cab, take me anywhere.
I’m in if you’re down to get down tonight, Cuz it’s always a good time!
The awkward moment when you've already said 'what?' 3 times and still have no idea what the other person said, So you just agree!
The awkward moment when you’ve already said ‘what?’ 3 times and still have no idea what the other person said, So you just agree!
having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking. "If anyone heard us right now we'd be put into a mental hospital"
Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking.
“If anyone heard us right now we’d be put into a mental hospital”
Humor is despair refusing to take itself seriously...
Humor is despair refusing to take itself seriously…
My friend thinks he's smart, he said onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.
My friend thinks he’s smart, he said onions are the only food that make you cry.
So I threw a coconut at his face.
If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. It's the hard that makes it great.
If it wasn’t hard, everyone would do it.
It’s the hard that makes it great.
Good morning! Get up and do a happy coffee dance... It's going be a good day!
Good morning!
Get up and do a happy coffee dance…
It’s going be a good day!
Relax y'all! It's Friday!
Relax y’all! It’s Friday!
I don't have problem finding as boy.. my problem is finding THE BOY...
I don’t have problem finding as boy..
my problem is finding THE BOY…
See, It doesn't hurts! So, why does mommy always cries when she steps on it???
See, It doesn’t hurts!
So, why does mommy always cries when she steps on it???
Prepare to feel the wrath of... WATERMELON BOY!
Prepare to feel the wrath of… WATERMELON BOY!
STAY STRONG! WEEKEND IS COMING SOON
STAY STRONG!
WEEKEND IS COMING SOON
I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV. - Tracy Smith
I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.
– Tracy Smith
If I reach over and choke you it's not that I don't like you. It's just that I've had too much CAFFEINE and you're starting to piss me off.
If I reach over and choke you it’s not that I don’t like you. It’s just that I’ve had too much CAFFEINE and you’re starting to piss me off.
ALCOHOL, what's that? It's not in my vodkabulary, but let me check in Whiskypedia.
ALCOHOL, what’s that?
It’s not in my Vodkabulary, but let me check in Whiskypedia.
Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use. - Charles M. Schulz
Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.
– Charles M. Schulz
Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war, love is a growing up.
Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war, love is a growing up.
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