The best funny doctor stories part 2
Read and enjoy it. Hope you have fun when you read the best funny doctor stories.
Viagra Rules OK
This elderly lady went to the doctor for a checkup. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, “Doctor, I haven’t had sex for years now, and I was wondering how I can increase my husband’s sex drive.”
The doctor smiled and said, “Have you tried to give him Viagra?”
The lady frowned. “Doctor, I can’t even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache,” she claimed.
VIAGRA RULES OK – Funny doctor stories
“Well,” the doctor continued, “let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won’t notice a thing.”
The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor’s office quickly.
Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong. She shook her head.
“How did it go?” the doctor asked.
“Terribly, doctor, terribly.”
“Did it not work?”
“Yes,” the old lady said, “It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sex that I’d had in 25 years.”
“Then what is the problem, ma’am?”
“Well,” she said. “I can’t ever show my face in McDonald’s again.”
Patient: Doc, will I be able to read with these glasses?
Doc: You sure will.
Patient: That’s great! I never could read before.
MAGIC GLASSES – Funny doctor jokes
A man walks into a doctor’s office and says, “I have a problem with my dick!”
The lady at the counter says, “Sir, we do not say words like that at the doctors office! Now leave and come back and replace “Dick” with some other body part like “Ear.”
The man does as he’s told and comes back in and says, “I have a problem with my ear.”
The lady the says, “What is that?”
To which the man replied, “I can’t piss out of it!”
A man comes to his doctor and tells him that his wife doesn’t want to have sex with him for the last 7 months. The doc tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her. So the wife comes into the doctors office and the doctor asks her what’s wrong and why doesn’t she want to have sex with her husband any more.
The wife tells him, “For the last 7 months every morning I take a cab to work. I don’t have any money so the cab driver asks me, ‘So are you going to pay today or what?’ so I take a ‘or what’. When I get to work I’m late so the boss asks me, ‘So are we going to write this down in the book or what?’ so I take a ‘or what’.
Back home again I take the cab and again I don’t have any money so the cab driver asks me again, ‘So are you going to pay this time or what?’ so again I take a ‘or what’. So you see doc when I get home I’m all tired out, and I don’t want it any more.”
The doctor thinks for a second and then turns to the wife and says, “So are we going to tell your husband or what?”
John The Baptist
A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighbourhood, so for public safety, he was committed.
He was put in a room with another crazy, and immediately began his routine, “I am John The Baptist! Jesus Christ has sent me!”
The other guy looked at him and declared, “I did not!”