Funny business jokes part 4

Funny business jokes part 4

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Tried and Trusted?

A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, “I would like to speak with Mr. Reginald Jones, who I understand is a tried and trusted employee of yours.”

The banker said, “Yes he certainly was trusted. And he will be tried as soon as we catch him.”

TRIED AND TRUSTED? - Funny business jokes

TRIED AND TRUSTED? –  funny business jokes

Banking Crisis in Japan

According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating. If anything, it’s getting worse.

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Following last week’s news that Origami Bank had folded, we are hearing that Sumo Bank has gone belly up, and Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches. Karaoke Bank is up for sale, and it is (you guessed it!) going for a song.
Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived, and 500 back-office staff at Karate Bank got the chop. Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank, and staff there fear they may get a raw deal.

BANKING CRISIS IN JAPAN

BANKING CRISIS IN JAPAN –  funny business stories

Customer from Albania

An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania. At noon, when the lunch whistle blows, two thousand men and women immediately stop work and leave the building.

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“Your workers, they’re escaping!” cries the visitor. “You’ve got to stop them.”

“Don’t worry, they’ll be back,” says the American. And indeed, at exactly one o’clock the whistle blows again, and all the workers return from their break.
When the tour is over, the manufacturer turns to his guest and says, “Well, now, which of these machines would you like to order?”

“Forget the machines,” says the visitor. “How much do you want for that whistle?”

Who is Who in Business

The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those who don’t know. Those who know are no problem.

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Those who don’t know are also in two groups.

One is those who don’t know and know they don’t know. Well, they can learn!
But then, there are those who don’t know, and don’t know they don’t know. And they become unit managers!

 

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