Funny best friend quotes

Funny best friend quotes

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funny best friend quotes
Friendship is so weird…you just pick a human you’re met and you’re like “yep, i like this one” and you just do stuff with them
funny best friend quotes
Ever look at your best friend and wonder why the hell aren’t you both comedians
funny best friend quotes
My best friend and i are so hilarious. I feel bad for the people who don’t get to listen to our conversation and enjoy our hilariousness
funny best friend quotes
As your best friend, i swear to always pretend to be your lesbian lover when you are getting hit on by an ugly ass hole in a bar,funny best friend quotes
funny best friend quotes
Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking if anyone heard us, we would be put in a mental hospital
funny best friend quotes
We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much
funny best friend quotes
Friends come and go, like the waves of ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octupus on your face
funny best friend quotes
We are best friends always remember that if you fall, i will pick you up, after i finishing laughing,funny best friend quotes
funny best friend quotes
Friendship is like pissing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it’s true wormth. Thank you, for being the piss in my pants.
funny best friend quotes
Normal friend: Wow you are so pretty! Best friend: Shrek called, he wants his face back
funny best friend quotes
Friends ask why you’re crying… Best friends already have the shovel ready bury the loser that made you cry
funny best friend quotes
When my friend isn’t present in school; 5% – i hope she’s okay. 95% – How dare you leave me alone,funny best friend quotes
funny best friend quotes
You laught, i laugh. You cry, i cry. You jump off a really fall cliff, i yell. “Do a flip”
funny best friend quotes
Some people only get calles by their nick name. Usually it sounds weird to even their real name
funny best friend quotes
You’re my best friend because i wouldn’t dare to be this weird with anyone else
funny best friend quotes
Slapping your best friend when you get excited about something,funny best friend quotes
funny best friend quotes
Friends ask why you’re crying… Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry
funny best friend quotes
We’re not sarcastic – were hilarious. We’re not annoying – we’re just cooler then you. We’re not mean – we just don’t like you and we’re not obsessed – we’re just best friends
funny best friend quotes
Real friends don’t get offended whn you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive
funny best friend quotes
We are best friends, always remember that if you fall, i will pick you up… After i finish laughing,funny best friend quotes
funny best friend quotes
Real friends show me their boobs. True friends let me touch their boobs
funny best friend quotes
A best friend is someone who when you show up at their door with a dead body they say nothing, grab a shovel and folow you
funny best friend quotes
The most beauty discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart
funny best friend quotes
Giving your bestfriend’ the look’ when someone is being annoying as hell,funny best friend quotes
funny best friend quotes
We didn’t realize we were making memories we just knew we were having fun
funny best friend quotes
Friends help you find the shoes you must have… But best friends beat the shit out of the bitch that got them berore you!!!
funny best friend quotes
A real best friend makes your family question your sexuality.
funny best friend quotes
Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive,funny best friend quotes
funny best friend quotes
When your best friend is presenting something to the class
funny best friend quotes
Best friends… you fight, i fight, you hurt, i hurt, you cry, i cry, you jump off a bridge i get in a paddleboat and save your stupid ass
funny best friend quotes
Making a hundred friends is not a miracle. The miracle is to make a single friend who will stand by your side even when hundreds are against you,funny best friend quotes
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