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Any fool can make things bigger , more complex , and more violent . It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage - to move in the opposite direction
Any fool can make things bigger , more complex , and more violent . It takes a touch of genius – and a lot of courage – to move in the opposite direction
A life gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on
A life gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on
I wasn't mad. But now that you asked me 7 times if i'm mad ... Yes , I'm mad !
I wasn’t mad. But now that you asked me 7 times if i’m mad … Yes , I’m mad !
Everything i learned in college can now be found for free on the internet - Funniest quotes in the world
Everything i learned in college can now be found for free on the internet – Funniest quotes in the world
My friend , remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence , and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty , so the world needs you after all
My friend , remember that without stupidity there wouldn’t be intelligence , and without ugliness there wouldn’t be beauty , so the world needs you after all
Grandparents be like one little snack before you go home
Grandparents be like one little snack before you go home
" Imagination is more important than knowledge " - Einstein
” Imagination is more important than knowledge ” – Einstein
If women didn't exist , all the money in the world would have no meaning - Aristotle
If women didn’t exist , all the money in the world would have no meaning – Aristotle
" I think and think for months and years , ninety-nine times the conclusion is false . The hundredth time i am right " - Albert Einstein
” I think and think for months and years , ninety-nine times the conclusion is false . The hundredth time i am right ” – Albert Einstein
" Choose the world you see , and see the world you choose " - Jonathan Lockwood Huie
” Choose the world you see , and see the world you choose ” – Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Do you know what's the saddest quotes ever created by the funniest man in the world ? - " I love walking in the rain cause no one can see me crying " - Rowan Atkinson a.k.a Mr.Bean
Do you know what’s the saddest quotes ever created by the funniest man in the world ? – ” I love walking in the rain cause no one can see me crying ” – Rowan Atkinson a.k.a Mr.Bean
" I'm a competitive person . If i lose at Ping-Pong or something , I'm like . "Ahh !" . It's exciting "
” I’m a competitive person . If i lose at Ping-Pong or something , I’m like . “Ahh !” . It’s exciting “
" LIFE is a DREAM for the wis , a GAME for the fool , a COMEDY for the rich , a TRAGEDY for the poor " - Sholom Aleichem
” LIFE is a DREAM for the wis , a GAME for the fool , a COMEDY for the rich , a TRAGEDY for the poor ” – Sholom Aleichem
Went to costco no free samples today
Went to costco no free samples today
PROBLEM SOLVING -" How would you like a punch in the face " - Stan
PROBLEM SOLVING -” How would you like a punch in the face ” – Stan

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The less you give a fuck , the happier you'll be
The less you give a fuck , the happier you’ll be
To day the dog . Tomorrow the world
To day the dog . Tomorrow the world
THe police came to the rail he was filming on . He called them just to make the footage better . He can skate switch both ways . He's going to have the last part in the chocolate video . Using his sponsor - me tape . He once beat danny way in a game of S.K.A.T.E . On the mega ramp
THe police came to the rail he was filming on . He called them just to make the footage better . He can skate switch both ways . He’s going to have the last part in the chocolate video . Using his sponsor – me tape . He once beat danny way in a game of S.K.A.T.E . On the mega ramp
HOme alone someone knocks at the door - Funniest quotes in the world
HOme alone someone knocks at the door – Funniest quotes in the world
I don't always carry all the groceries on one arm . But when i do , my keys are in the wrong pocket
I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm . But when i do , my keys are in the wrong pocket
Sometimes i get scared robots are going to take over the world . THen i use a motion-Controlled sink
Sometimes i get scared robots are going to take over the world . THen i use a motion-Controlled sink
BREAKING NEWS : I just found out there is nothing wrong with ME , it is the WORLD that has issues
BREAKING NEWS : I just found out there is nothing wrong with ME , it is the WORLD that has issues
" WHen i was 5 years old , my mother always told me that happiness was the ey to life . When i went to school . They asked me what i wanted to be when i grow up . I wrote down " happy " . They told me i didn't understand the assignment , and i told them they didn't understand life " - John Lennon
” WHen i was 5 years old , my mother always told me that happiness was the ey to life . When i went to school . They asked me what i wanted to be when i grow up . I wrote down ” happy ” . They told me i didn’t understand the assignment , and i told them they didn’t understand life ” – John Lennon
" As long as there is profit in war , the world will never know peace "
” As long as there is profit in war , the world will never know peace “
I want a mouse . I want a fish . I want milk . I WANT TO CHANGE THE WORLD
I want a mouse . I want a fish . I want milk . I WANT TO CHANGE THE WORLD
Get your own kitty ! NOOO! It's my kitty
Get your own kitty ! NOOO! It’s my kitty
" If you win , you need not have to explain ... If you lose , you should not be there ti explain " - Adolf Hitler
” If you win , you need not have to explain … If you lose , you should not be there ti explain ” – Adolf Hitler
" The world is a dangerous place , not because of those who do evil , but because of those who look on and do nothing " - ALbert Einstein
” The world is a dangerous place , not because of those who do evil , but because of those who look on and do nothing ” – ALbert Einstein
The best way to succeed in this world is to act on the advice you give to others
The best way to succeed in this world is to act on the advice you give to others
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