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some people don't sleep because they have insomnia . I can't sleep because i have internet connection
some people don’t sleep because they have insomnia . I can’t sleep because i have internet connection
Sometimes i get scared robots are going to take over the world . Then i use a motion-controlled sink
Sometimes i get scared robots are going to take over the world . Then i use a motion-controlled sink
Want your favorite song to become your least favorite song ? Just make it your alarm tune
Want your favorite song to become your least favorite song ? Just make it your alarm tune
Last year , i saked santa for the sexiest person ever for Christmas ... I woke up in a box
Last year , i saked santa for the sexiest person ever for Christmas … I woke up in a box
I changed my password everywhere to " incorrect " . That way when i forgot it , it always reminds me , " Your password is incorrect "
I changed my password everywhere to ” incorrect ” . That way when i forgot it , it always reminds me , ” Your password is incorrect “
What if one day you randomly wake up as a baby and realize that your whole life was just a DREAM
What if one day you randomly wake up as a baby and realize that your whole life was just a DREAM
You are the antibodies kicking in as the planet fights its fever ! - Funniest quotes ever in the word
You are the antibodies kicking in as the planet fights its fever ! – Funniest quotes ever in the word
" A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat " - Erma Bombeck
” A friend doesn’t go on a diet because you are fat ” – Erma Bombeck
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself
" Age is somethign that doesn't matter , unless you are a cheese " - Luis Bunuel
” Age is somethign that doesn’t matter , unless you are a cheese ” – Luis Bunuel
Sure , i'd love to write a book someday , but let me finish coloring this one first
Sure , i’d love to write a book someday , but let me finish coloring this one first
BESTFRIEND . The one tou can get mad at only for a short period because you have important stuff to tell them
BESTFRIEND . The one tou can get mad at only for a short period because you have important stuff to tell them
" Between two evils , i always pick the one i never tried before " - Mae West
” Between two evils , i always pick the one i never tried before ” – Mae West
I am Alpha and Omega . The beginning and the end ... I am the creator and destroyer of worlds ...
I am Alpha and Omega . The beginning and the end … I am the creator and destroyer of worlds …
" I had the best of both worlds when i was i kid . I'd spend a quiet week with my mum , then i'd go to my dad's property in the adelaide hills , where yhere were all these kids and animals running around " - Teresa Palmer
” I had the best of both worlds when i was i kid . I’d spend a quiet week with my mum , then i’d go to my dad’s property in the adelaide hills , where yhere were all these kids and animals running around ” – Teresa Palmer
Surely you can't be serious ? I am serious ... And don't call me shirley - Funniest qutoes ever in the world
Surely you can’t be serious ? I am serious … And don’t call me shirley – Funniest quotes ever in the world
I dream of betetr tomorrow , where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives
I dream of betetr tomorrow , where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives
I don't care who kissed you first as long as i kiss you last
I don’t care who kissed you first as long as i kiss you last
The less you give a fuck . The happier you'll be
The less you give a fuck . The happier you’ll be
I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday
I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday
Come with us they said ... You gonna have fun they said ....
Come with us they said … You gonna have fun they said ….
No one in the world was ever you before , with your particular gifts and abilities and possibilities
No one in the world was ever you before , with your particular gifts and abilities and possibilities
Do you know what's the saaddest quote ever created by the funniest man in the world ? " I love walking in the rain cause no one can see me crying " - Rowan Atkinson a.k.a Mr.Bean
Do you know what’s the saaddest quote ever created by the funniest man in the world ? ” I love walking in the rain cause no one can see me crying ” – Rowan Atkinson a.k.a Mr.Bean
The best way to succeed in this world is to act on the advice you give to others
The best way to succeed in this world is to act on the advice you give to others – Funniset quotes in the world
The two hardest " Things to say in life are HELLO for the first time and GOODBYE for the last "
The two hardest ” Things to say in life are HELLO for the first time and GOODBYE for the last “
" Success always hugs you in private ... ! " But " failure always slaps you in the Public ... ! " Thats life ...
” Success always hugs you in private … ! ” But ” failure always slaps you in the Public … ! ” Thats life …
Families are like fudge mostly sweet with a few nuts
Families are like fudge mostly sweet with a few nuts
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