Funniest Life Quotes

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Just because you are right , does not mean , i am wrong . You just haven't seen life from my side
Just because you are right , does not mean , i am wrong . You just haven’t seen life from my side
Sometimes we need someone to simply be there . Not to fix anything , or to do anything particular , but just to let us feel that we are cared for and supported
Sometimes we need someone to simply be there . Not to fix anything , or to do anything particular , but just to let us feel that we are cared for and supported
" To succeed in life , you need three things : a wishbone , a backbone and a funny bone " - Reba McEntire
” To succeed in life , you need three things : a wishbone , a backbone and a funny bone ” – Reba McEntire
Don't like me ? Cool , i don't wake up every day to impress you
Don’t like me ? Cool , i don’t wake up every day to impress you
You don't know what you have until it's gone . For example , toilet paper
You don’t know what you have until it’s gone . For example , toilet paper
When he putting the condom on and you just waiting there like
When he putting the condom on and you just waiting there like
When life knocks you down , roll ever and look at the stars
When life knocks you down , roll ever and look at the stars
I either read for four hours or don't read four months . There is no in between
I either read for four hours or don’t read four months . There is no in between
The older you get the more you relise that no one has a fucking clue what they're doing . Everyone's just winging it
The older you get the more you relise that no one has a fucking clue what they’re doing . Everyone’s just winging it
I have two moods : 1 - Constant panic and worrying about every little detail . 2 - YOLO
I have two moods : 1 – Constant panic and worrying about every little detail . 2 – YOLO
ACCEPTANCE - " Oh my god , we're a broken home and i'm too drunk and they're too dumb to channel it into art " - Roger
ACCEPTANCE – ” Oh my god , we’re a broken home and i’m too drunk and they’re too dumb to channel it into art ” – Roger
The secret of happiness ... is to have bad memory ! - Funniest Life Quotes
The secret of happiness … is to have bad memory ! – Funniest Life Quotes
Learn a lesson from your dog - no matter what life brings you . kick some grass over that shit and move on
Learn a lesson from your dog – no matter what life brings you . kick some grass over that shit and move on
When you haven't worn make up in a week and you put on mascara and you're like ... Move over beyonce' . Mama's back
When you haven’t worn make up in a week and you put on mascara and you’re like … Move over beyonce’ . Mama’s back
MAD ? Don't count to 10 . Just look ai bunny . All better now ?
MAD ? Don’t count to 10 . Just look ai bunny . All better now ?
Life is not about how you survive the storm , it's about how you dance in the rain
Life is not about how you survive the storm , it’s about how you dance in the rain
If people are talkinh about you behind your back , then just fart !
If people are talkinh about you behind your back , then just fart !
What doesn't kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor
What doesn’t kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor
" Rock bottom became the solid foundation on which i rebuilt my life " - J.K.Rowling
” Rock bottom became the solid foundation on which i rebuilt my life ” – J.K.Rowling
I am . Who i am . YOur approval . Is not needed - Funniest Life Quotes
I am . Who i am . YOur approval . Is not needed – Funniest Life Quotes
There are only three things women need in life : Food , water , and compliments - Chris Rock
There are only three things women need in life : Food , water , and compliments – Chris Rock
Every time i lose some weight i find it again in the refrigerator
Every time i lose some weight i find it again in the refrigerator
Disappointments are just God's way of saying . " I've got something better " . Be Patient ... Live Life .. Have Faith ...
Disappointments are just God’s way of saying . ” I’ve got something better ” . Be Patient … Live Life .. Have Faith …
The secret of a happy marriage remains .... A secret - Henny Youngman
The secret of a happy marriage remains …. A secret – Henny Youngman
What if i fall ? Oh , but my darling , what if you fly ?
What if i fall ? Oh , but my darling , what if you fly ?
Even if " Everyone is doing wrong is never right "
Even if ” Everyone is doing wrong is never right “
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