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Life is a bitch so learn how to fuck it
Life is a bitch so learn how to fuck it
Do not argue with an idiot . He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Do not argue with an idiot . He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known , then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized - Fed Allen
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known , then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized – Fed Allen
" It's a funny thing about LIFE , if you refuse to accept anything but the Best you very often get it " - W.Someset Maugham
” It’s a funny thing about LIFE , if you refuse to accept anything but the Best you very often get it ” – W.Someset Maugham
When i said that i cleaned my room , I just meant i made a path from the doorway to my bed
When i said that i cleaned my room , I just meant i made a path from the doorway to my bed
" Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you . Tell him a bench has wet paint onit and he'll have to touch it to be sure " - Murply's Law
” Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you . Tell him a bench has wet paint onit and he’ll have to touch it to be sure ” – Murply’s Law
I worry that facebook is killing meaningful comunication . Like
I worry that facebook is killing meaningful comunication . Like
you have what we call , an irrational sense of entitlement . It won't kill you, but it will cause you to believe that you deserve shit for doing nothing - Funniest life quotes
you have what we call , an irrational sense of entitlement . It won’t kill you, but it will cause you to believe that you deserve shit for doing nothing – Funniest life quotes
Who is the most awesome person today
Who is the most awesome person today
I consider myself a crayon . I might not be your favorite color but one day you'll need me to complete your picture " - Savannah Highnote
I consider myself a crayon . I might not be your favorite color but one day you’ll need me to complete your picture ” – Savannah Highnote
How much of Robin Hood's money went to fund- raising expenses and campaign contributions and how much actually went to the poor
How much of Robin Hood’s money went to fund- raising expenses and campaign contributions and how much actually went to the poor
International symbol for marriage
International symbol for marriage
I am who u am . Your approval is not needed
I am who u am . Your approval is not needed
Scientists say the universe is made up of Protons , neutrons and electrons . They forget to mention morons
Scientists say the universe is made up of Protons , neutrons and electrons . They forget to mention morons
" Life is very funny , if you take the time to watch it " - Jacques Tati
” Life is very funny , if you take the time to watch it ” – Jacques Tati
God please give me patience , if you give me strength i will just punch them in the face
God please give me patience , if you give me strength i will just punch them in the face
Life is not about how you survive the storm , it's about how you dance in the rain - Funniest life quotes
Life is not about how you survive the storm , it’s about how you dance in the rain – Funniest life quotes
"Life always offers you a second chance . It's called tomorrow "
“Life always offers you a second chance . It’s called tomorrow “
Acceptance - " Oh my god , we're broken home and o'm too drunk and they're too dumb channel it into art " - Roger
Acceptance – ” Oh my god , we’re broken home and o’m too drunk and they’re too dumb channel it into art ” – Roger
MAD ? Don't count to 10 . Just look at bunny . All better now
MAD ? Don’t count to 10 . Just look at bunny . All better now
You can't leave footprints in the sands of time if you're sitting on your butt . And who wants to leave butt prints in the sands of time ?
You can’t leave footprints in the sands of time if you’re sitting on your butt . And who wants to leave butt prints in the sands of time ?
Sometimes when i say " I'm okay " , i want someone to look me in the eyes , hug me tight and say " i know you are not "
Sometimes when i say ” I’m okay ” , i want someone to look me in the eyes , hug me tight and say ” i know you are not “
That one friend that always get us into trouble
That one friend that always get us into trouble
" Do not pray for an easy life , pray for the strength to endure a difficult one " - Bruce Lee
” Do not pray for an easy life , pray for the strength to endure a difficult one ” – Bruce Lee
"Life is like a ten speed bicycle . Most of us have gears we never use " - Charles M.Shulz
“Life is like a ten speed bicycle . Most of us have gears we never use ” – Charles M.Shulz
If you wait for perfect conditions , you will never get anything DONE - Funniest life quotes
If you wait for perfect conditions , you will never get anything DONE – Funniest life quotes
We never really grow up ... We only learn how to act in public
We never really grow up … We only learn how to act in public
If each day is a gift , i would like to know where i can return Mondays
If each day is a gift , i would like to know where i can return Mondays
Experience is the name everyone gives to their MISTAKES
Experience is the name everyone gives to their MISTAKES
Funny how we don't get half the things we want to life
Funny how we don’t get half the things we want to life
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