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Sometimes i'll do something and think , 'That is so Raven ' ... other times i'll do something and i'll be like , ' That was not very Raven '
Sometimes i’ll do something and think , ‘That is so Raven ‘ … other times i’ll do something and i’ll be like , ‘ That was not very Raven ‘
" You're only given one little spark of madness . You mustn't lose it "- Robin Williams
” You’re only given one little spark of madness . You mustn’t lose it “- Robin Williams
I used to work at McDonald's making minimum wage . You know what that means when someone pays you minium wage ? You know what your boss was trying to say ? It's like , " Hey if i could pay you less , i would , but it's against the law " - Chris Rock
I used to work at McDonald’s making minimum wage . You know what that means when someone pays you minium wage ? You know what your boss was trying to say ? It’s like , ” Hey if i could pay you less , i would , but it’s against the law ” – Chris Rock
SMILE & let everyone know that TODAY , you're a lot stronger than you were yesterday
SMILE & let everyone know that TODAY , you’re a lot stronger than you were yesterday
"I've found him ! I have Jesus in the trunk ! " - George Carlin
“I’ve found him ! I have Jesus in the trunk ! ” – George Carlin
You can't call anybody anymore . If you try to call someone they're like " What ? Are you on fire ? Then quit wasting my time , text me that shit ! "
You can’t call anybody anymore . If you try to call someone they’re like ” What ? Are you on fire ? Then quit wasting my time , text me that shit ! “
Well done is better than well said - Benjamin Franklin - Famous funny sayings
Well done is better than well said – Benjamin Franklin – Famous funny sayings
"If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen , she's twelve . If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six , she's dawn near forty"
“If a woman tells you she’s twenty and looks sixteen , she’s twelve . If she tells you she’s twenty-six and looks twenty-six , she’s dawn near forty”
Live as if you were to die tomorrow . Learn as if you were to live forever - Mahatma Gandhi
Live as if you were to die tomorrow . Learn as if you were to live forever – Mahatma Gandhi
My children love my mother , and i tell my children " That is NOT the same woman i grew up with ... That is an old woman trying to get into heaven now" - Bill Cosby
My children love my mother , and i tell my children ” That is NOT the same woman i grew up with … That is an old woman trying to get into heaven now” – Bill Cosby
" A day without laughter is a day wasted"
” A day without laughter is a day wasted” – Famous funny sayings
" So you know , cats are interesting . They are kind of like girls . If they come and talk to you , it's great . But if you try to talk to them it doesn't always go so well " - Shigeru Miyamoto , Nintendo
” So you know , cats are interesting . They are kind of like girls . If they come and talk to you , it’s great . But if you try to talk to them it doesn’t always go so well ” – Shigeru Miyamoto , Nintendo
Apple co-founder and co-founder of Pixar - Steve Jobs
Apple co-founder and co-founder of Pixar – Steve Jobs
" Christianity is the best way to cure gayness . Just get on your knees , take a swig of wine and accept the body of a man into your mouth" - Stephen Colbert
” Christianity is the best way to cure gayness . Just get on your knees , take a swig of wine and accept the body of a man into your mouth” – Stephen Colbert
" You can close your eyes to the things you do not want to see , but you cannot close your heart to the things you do not want to feel" - Johnny Depp
” You can close your eyes to the things you do not want to see , but you cannot close your heart to the things you do not want to feel” – Johnny Depp
" Fear is the enemy of logic " - Frank Sinatra
” Fear is the enemy of logic ” – Frank Sinatra – Famous funny sayings
" Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it " - MArk Twain
” Censorship is telling a man he can’t have a steak just because a baby can’t chew it ” – Mark Twain
" If you enter this world knowing you are loved and you leave this world knowing the same , then everything that happens in between can be dealt with " - Michael Jackson
” If you enter this world knowing you are loved and you leave this world knowing the same , then everything that happens in between can be dealt with ” – Michael Jackson
" Every child is an artist , the problem is staying an artist when you grow up " - Pablo Picasso
” Every child is an artist , the problem is staying an artist when you grow up ” – Pablo Picasso
Looks like you're getting Bieber Fever ! - Justin
Looks like you’re getting Bieber Fever ! – Justin
" Honestly , if i had taken this whole career thing seriously , i would've named it something else ( Besides Foo Fighters ) , because it's the worst F*CKING band name in the world !"
” Honestly , if i had taken this whole career thing seriously , i would’ve named it something else ( Besides Foo Fighters ) , because it’s the worst F*CKING band name in the world !”
Bill Gates says : " I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job ... Because , he will find an easy way to do it " - Hello , is this Microsoft ?
Bill Gates says : ” I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job … Because , he will find an easy way to do it ” – Hello , is this Microsoft ?
" I mean , part of the beauty of me is that i'm very rich "
” I mean , part of the beauty of me is that i’m very rich “
Doing nothing is hard to do , you never know you're finished
Doing nothing is hard to do , you never know you’re finished
Everything should be made as simple as possible .... But not simpler
Everything should be made as simple as possible …. But not simpler
" Don't let what other people think , stop you from doing the things you love "
” Don’t let what other people think , stop you from doing the things you love “
When i was born i was surprised i didn't talk for a year and a half- Gracie Allen
When i was born i was surprised i didn’t talk for a year and a half- Gracie Allen
Groucho Marx , after learning that a contestant on " You bet your life " had 10 children : " Why so many children? " Contestant :"Well . Groucho , i love my wife " . Groucho Marx :" I love my cigar , but i take it out of my mouth once in a while " - Famous funny sayings
Groucho Marx , after learning that a contestant on ” You bet your life ” had 10 children : ” Why so many children? ” Contestant :”Well . Groucho , i love my wife ” . Groucho Marx :” I love my cigar , but i take it out of my mouth once in a while ” – Famous funny sayings
" I wish it need not have happened in my time " said Frodo . " So do i " said Gandalf . " and so do all who live to see such times . But that is not for them to decide . All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us "
” I wish it need not have happened in my time ” said Frodo . ” So do i ” said Gandalf . ” and so do all who live to see such times . But that is not for them to decide . All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us “
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With great power comes great responsibility – Batman
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