Famous funny love quotes

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Boy : I'm a superhero . Guess my name . Girl : Superman ? Ironman ? Boy : No , Yourman
Boy : I’m a superhero . Guess my name . Girl : Superman ? Ironman ? Boy : No , Yourman
Stop waiting for Prince Charming . Get up and find him . The poor idiot maybe stuck in a tree or something
Stop waiting for Prince Charming . Get up and find him . The poor idiot maybe stuck in a tree or something
People say you can't live without love ... i think oxygen is more important
People say you can’t live without love … i think oxygen is more important
You have no idea how good it feels to wake up every morning , knowing you are mine and i am yours
You have no idea how good it feels to wake up every morning , knowing you are mine and i am yours
I do love nothing in the world so much as you... - William Shakespeare
I do love nothing in the world so much as you… – William Shakespeare
You have to believe there are kisses and laughs and risks worth taking
You have to believe there are kisses and laughs and risks worth taking – Famous funny love quotes
Are you sure that : "abstinence-only" is the best approach to teaching them gun safety ? Of course ! We don't want them to actually KNOW how to use them . Some one might get hurt !
Are you sure that : “abstinence-only” is the best approach to teaching them gun safety ? Of course ! We don’t want them to actually KNOW how to use them . Some one might get hurt !
I love you the same way i learned how to ride a bike ; scared but reckless - Rudy Francisco
I love you the same way i learned how to ride a bike ; scared but reckless – Rudy Francisco
With you , i ignored the warning signs
With you , i ignored the warning signs
Seriously funny . Poems about love , death , religion , art , polites , sex , and everything else - Edited by Barbara Hamby & David Kirby
Seriously funny . Poems about love , death , religion , art , polites , sex , and everything else – Edited by Barbara Hamby & David Kirby
Love is like a fart . If you have to force it , it's probably shit
Love is like a fart . If you have to force it , it’s probably shit
To my children ... If i had to choose between loving you and breathing ... I would use my last breath to tell you ... I love you
To my children … If i had to choose between loving you and breathing … I would use my last breath to tell you … I love you
Boy : Wanna hear a joke ? Girl : of course ! Boy : Knock , knock ! Girl : Who's there ? Boy : Marry . Girl : Marry, who ? Boy : marry , me ?
Boy : Wanna hear a joke ? Girl : of course ! Boy : Knock , knock ! Girl : Who’s there ? Boy : Marry . Girl : Marry, who ? Boy : marry , me ? – Famous funny love quotes
Love is ... letting her have most of blanket
Love is … letting her have most of blanket
Don't say you love me unless you mean it . Because i might do something stupid ... like believe it !
Don’t say you love me unless you mean it . Because i might do something stupid … like believe it !
You never know what you have until ... you clean your room
You never know what you have until … you clean your room
Yeah i know he is cute but he is mine touch hom and i'll kil you .
Yeah i know he is cute but he is mine touch hom and i’ll kil you .
A blowjob a week can lower a man's risk of heart disease so don't be stingy girls save a life
A blowjob a week can lower a man’s risk of heart disease so don’t be stingy girls save a life
Relationship status : In a relationship . Well , one of us monogamons . Married . Back off . It's over , but only one of us know it . Just broke up . Broken up , together agian , broken up , together agian ,... Back together , but it's hanging by a thread . It's compucated . No i mean really compucated . Staying together for the kids . Furely physical . In a relationship but open-suorced , if you get my drift . Parent's of small child . No sex in past 24 months
Relationship status : In a relationship . Well , one of us monogamons . Married . Back off . It’s over , but only one of us know it . Just broke up . Broken up , together agian , broken up , together agian ,… Back together , but it’s hanging by a thread . It’s compucated . No i mean really compucated . Staying together for the kids . Furely physical . In a relationship but open-suorced , if you get my drift . Parent’s of small child . No sex in past 24 months
There are no bad days. .. When you com home to a DOGS LOVE !
There are no bad days. .. When you com home to a DOGS LOVE !
I love you this much ! that's not very much
I love you this much ! that’s not very much
" If you want to know where your heart is , look where you mind goes when it wanders "
” If you want to know where your heart is , look where you mind goes when it wanders “
When i said i do . I didn't mean laundry - Famous funny love quotes
When i said i do . I didn’t mean laundry – Famous funny love quotes
here , kids . have some loaded guns . But remember , they're very danerous . Be sure not to se them until i tell you're old enough . Now go play
here , kids . have some loaded guns . But remember , they’re very danerous . Be sure not to se them until i tell you’re old enough . Now go play
Someone who really loves you sees what a mess you can be , how moody you can get , how hard you are to handle , but still wants you in their life
Someone who really loves you sees what a mess you can be , how moody you can get , how hard you are to handle , but still wants you in their life
You know it 's love when you want to keepholding hands even after you're sweaty
You know it ‘s love when you want to keepholding hands even after you’re sweaty
I'll love you forever ! Lol jokes . I can't liev that long !
I’ll love you forever ! Lol jokes . I can’t live that long !
I'm a real big fan of yours
I’m a real big fan of yours
Thanks for putting up with me + putting out for me
Thanks for putting up with me + putting out for me
Grow old along with me , the best is yet to be
Grow old along with me , the best is yet to be
" All the cute thing you do simply tickle my heart "
” All the cute thing you do simply tickle my heart “
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