Famous cool funny sayings

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Bored of being bored because being bored is boring
Bored of being bored because being bored is boring
When i die , i want my tombstone to offer free Wifi , just so people will visit more often
When i die , i want my tombstone to offer free Wifi , just so people will visit more often
I heard you're a player . Nice to meet you , i'm the coach
I heard you’re a player . Nice to meet you , i’m the coach
Without stupid people we would have no one to laugh at . Take the time and thank a stupid person for their contribution
Without stupid people we would have no one to laugh at . Take the time and thank a stupid person for their contribution
" Stalking " is such a strong word , i prefer " intense research of an individual "
” Stalking ” is such a strong word , i prefer ” intense research of an individual “
Oh, you are cool enough to reply with a one word respone ? I'm cool enough to not respond
Oh, you are cool enough to reply with a one word respone ? I’m cool enough to not respond
when you're parents ask you to do something , and you tell them you'll do it in ten minutes and then you never do it - Famous cool funny sayings
when you’re parents ask you to do something , and you tell them you’ll do it in ten minutes and then you never do it – Famous cool funny sayings
Kis my neck . Bite me . Put my hải . Trace my spine . Hold me down . Use your tongue . Make me moan . Don't stop til' I'm shaking
Kis my neck . Bite me . Put my hải . Trace my spine . Hold me down . Use your tongue . Make me moan . Don’t stop til’ I’m shaking
No offerse , but it my honest opinion . SSSSHHHUUU-UT THE FUCK UP
No offerse , but it my honest opinion . SSSSHHHUUU-UT THE FUCK UP
Oh , I'm sorry ... Did the middle of my sentence interupt the beginning of yours ?
Oh , I’m sorry … Did the middle of my sentence interupt the beginning of yours ?
When you make up at 6 in the morning , you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45 . When you're at workd and it's 2:30 , you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31
When you make up at 6 in the morning , you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it’s already 6:45 . When you’re at workd and it’s 2:30 , you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it’s 2:31
I'm not perfect . I'm original
I’m not perfect . I’m original
i don't need a hair stylist , my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning - Famous cool funny sayings
i don’t need a hair stylist , my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning – Famous cool funny sayings
Laughing is the best medicine . But if you're laughing for no reason , you may need medicine
Laughing is the best medicine . But if you’re laughing for no reason , you may need medicine
Etc . End of thinking capacity
Etc . End of thinking capacity
SARCASM . The witty will have fun , but the STUPID won't get it :)
SARCASM . The witty will have fun , but the STUPID won’t get it :)
ACCEPTANCE . " Oh my god , we're a broken home and I'm too drunk and they're too dumb to channel it into art " - Roger
ACCEPTANCE . ” Oh my god , we’re a broken home and I’m too drunk and they’re too dumb to channel it into art ” – Roger
Some people are like clouds .When they go away , it's a brighter day
Some people are like clouds .When they go away , it’s a brighter day
Out of my mind . back in five minutes
Out of my mind . back in five minutes
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers
I wasn’t born with enough middle fingers
DANCE as though no one is watching you . LOVE as though you have never been hurt before . SING as though no one can hear you . LIVE as though heaven is on earth
DANCE as though no one is watching you . LOVE as though you have never been hurt before . SING as though no one can hear you . LIVE as though heaven is on earth
Anyone can be cool , but awesome takes pratice
Anyone can be cool , but awesome takes pratice
Live your LIFE now not tomorrow
Live your LIFE now not tomorrow
Stresses . Depressed . But well dressed
Stresses . Depressed . But well dressed
Cool thing only happen when you don't have a camera
Cool thing only happen when you don’t have a camera
I wish i could just google anything ... I'd search :" Where the fuck are my glasses " . And it will be like , : under the bed , you dumbass !!" . HAPPINESS ! Yey found my glasses - Famous cool funny sayings
I wish i could just google anything … I’d search :” Where the fuck are my glasses ” . And it will be like , : under the bed , you dumbass !!” . HAPPINESS ! Yey found my glasses – Famous cool funny sayings
If " plan a " didn't work . The alphabet has 25 more letters! Stay cool
If ” plan a ” didn’t work . The alphabet has 25 more letters! Stay cool
Don't worry about walking a mile in my shoes , just try a day thinking in my head
Don’t worry about walking a mile in my shoes , just try a day thinking in my head
Shut up voices ... Or i'll poke you with a Q-tip again
Shut up voices … Or i’ll poke you with a Q-tip again
"Just because you'are not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you "- Colin Sautar
“Just because you’are not paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you “- Colin Sautar
Being popular on FACEBOOK is like sitting at the cooll table in a cafeteria at a MENTAL HOSPITAL
Being popular on FACEBOOK is like sitting at the cooll table in a cafeteria at a MENTAL HOSPITAL
" I couldn't repair your brakes so i made your horn louder" - Steven Wright
” I couldn’t repair your brakes so i made your horn louder” – Steven Wright
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