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If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person.
If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person.
People who exercise live longer. But what's the point when those extra years are spent at gym?
People who exercise live longer. But what’s the point when those extra years are spent at gym?
Sometimes it's better to be alone nobody can hurt you.
Sometimes it’s better to be alone nobody can hurt you.
You can close your eyes to the things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to the things you don't want to feel.
You can close your eyes to the things you don’t want to see, but you can’t close your heart to the things you don’t want to feel.
I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday 22% Tuesday 26% Wednesday 35% Thursday 4% Friday
I always give 100% at work:
13% Monday
22% Tuesday
26% Wednesday
35% Thursday
4% Friday
DADS "Any man can be a father, but it takes a special person to be a dad
DADS
“Any man can be a father, but it takes a special person to be a dad”.
If you see me smiling it's because I'm thinkinng of doing something evil os naughty. If you see me laughing it's because I've already done it.
If you see me smiling it’s because I’m thinkinng of doing something evil or naughty. If you see me laughing it’s because I’ve already done it.
Good morning! There's a shit in the hallway... It must be Monday...
Good morning!
There’s a shit in the hallway…
It must be Monday…
It's Friday bitches! Sunday morning
It’s Friday bitches!
Sunday morning
In east of the world women changes many faces to live but in the west thay changes many men to live....
In East of the world women changes many faces to live but in the West they changes many men to live….
I hate it when you have to BE NICE to someone you really want to throw a brick at.
I hate it when you have to BE NICE to someone you really want to throw a brick at.
Whenever the teacher stops talking, I look up instinctively to make sure I'm not a trouble.
Whenever the teacher stops talking, I look up instinctively to make sure I’m not a trouble.
Nobody likes me :(
Nobody likes me :(
Enjoy life today Yesterday is gone Tomorrow may never come.
Enjoy life today
Yesterday is gone
Tomorrow may never come.
Doing what you like is freedom. Liking what you do is happiness.
Doing what you like is freedom.
Liking what you do is happiness.
One day, Someone will w'alk into your life and make you see why it never worked out with anyone else.
One day,
Someone will walk into your life and make you see why it never worked out with anyone else.
"If you want to truly enjoy your LIFE, you must be at PEACE with yourself".
“If you want to truly enjoy your LIFE, you must be at PEACE with yourself”.
You can't have a negative life with a positive mind.
You can’t have a negative life with a positive mind.
I can always make you smile.
I can always make you smile.
You'll never walk alone because I'll always be with you. Love, Your Dog
You’ll never walk alone because I’ll always be with you.
Love,
Your Dog
54 inspirational quotes to jumpstart your day.
54 inspirational quotes to jumpstart your day.
All thing are possibles if you believe.
All thing are possibles if you believe.
Tell me a fact and I'll learn. Tell me a truth and I'll believe. But tell me a story and it will live in my heart forever.
Tell me a fact and I’ll learn. Tell me a truth and I’ll believe. But tell me a story and it will live in my heart forever.
"Write what should not be forgotten".
“Write what should not be forgotten”.
I may not be where I need to be but I thank God I'm not where I used to be!
I may not be where I need to be but I thank God I’m not where I used to be!
Attitude is a little thing makes a big difference.
Attitude is a little thing makes a big difference.
"A friend is one that knows you as you are, understands where you have been, accepts what you have become, and still, gently allows you to grow".
“A friend is one that knows you as you are, understands where you have been, accepts what you have become, and still, gently allows you to grow”.
Thank you for the Gift of another day!
Thank you for the Gift of another day!
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