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Sore ? Tired ? Out of breath ? Sweaty ? Good ... It's working
Sore ? Tired ? Out of breath ? Sweaty ? Good … It’s working
" AT a Resrautant " . Would you like a table ? No , Not al all . I came here to eat on the floor . Carpet for 5 please
” AT a Resrautant ” . Would you like a table ? No , Not al all . I came here to eat on the floor . Carpet for 5 please
It's okay if you don't like me . Not everyone has good taste
It’s okay if you don’t like me . Not everyone has good taste
I don't like morning people ... or mornings ... or people
I don’t like morning people … or mornings … or people
If stupidity was an illness . You're be dead by now
If stupidity was an illness . You’re be dead by now
SMOKING ... Helps you relax
SMOKING … Helps you relax
HOME : WHere i can look ugly and enjoy it
HOME : WHere i can look ugly and enjoy it
Underestimate me . That'll be fun - Best Quotes Funny
Underestimate me . That’ll be fun – Best Quotes Funny
" Rock bottom became the sold foundation on which o rebuilt my life " - J.K.Rowling
” Rock bottom became the sold foundation on which o rebuilt my life ” – J.K.Rowling
I'm having fruit salad for diner , ok it's mainly grapes , ok all grapes , fermented grapes . I'm having wine for dinner
I’m having fruit salad for diner , ok it’s mainly grapes , ok all grapes , fermented grapes . I’m having wine for dinner
I realize that humor isn't for everyone . IT's only for people who want to have fun , enjoy life , and feel alive
I realize that humor isn’t for everyone . IT’s only for people who want to have fun , enjoy life , and feel alive
TOday is the day , i can feel it . Today i will catch that tail
TOday is the day , i can feel it . Today i will catch that tail
B.E.A.C.H . Best escape anyone can have
B.E.A.C.H . Best escape anyone can have
Another 365 days since you feel out of a vagina - Hooray !!
Another 365 days since you feel out of a vagina – Hooray !!
When your crush friendzones you . Oh look at that . I've been impaled
When your crush friendzones you . Oh look at that . I’ve been impaled
People who think they know everything are great annoyance to those of us who do - Issac Asimov
People who think they know everything are great annoyance to those of us who do – Issac Asimov
Live , Laugh , Love . If that doesn't work , load , aim and fire
Live , Laugh , Love . If that doesn’t work , load , aim and fire
Stupid tip : Stand up . Stretch . Take a walk . Go to the airport . Get on a plane . Never return
Stupid tip : Stand up . Stretch . Take a walk . Go to the airport . Get on a plane . Never return
Being related to me is really the only gift you need . Just saying - Best Quotes Funny
Being related to me is really the only gift you need . Just saying – Best Quotes Funny
A cop pulled me over and said " Papers ... " . I said " Scissors , i win ! " and drove off
A cop pulled me over and said ” Papers … ” . I said ” Scissors , i win ! ” and drove off
A friend is someone you call when you need bail money . But your best friend is sitting right there beside you saying . " The party's not over until the mugshots are taken "
A friend is someone you call when you need bail money . But your best friend is sitting right there beside you saying . ” The party’s not over until the mugshots are taken “
Let me check my giveashitometer . Nope nothing !
Let me check my giveashitometer . Nope nothing !
When it rains loof for RAINBOWS . When it's dark look for STARS
When it rains loof for RAINBOWS . When it’s dark look for STARS
We buy things we don't need with money . We don't have to impress people . We don't like
We buy things we don’t need with money . We don’t have to impress people . We don’t like
FRIENDS come and go like waves of the ocean , but the true ones stick , like an octopus on your face
FRIENDS come and go like waves of the ocean , but the true ones stick , like an octopus on your face
The hardest part about being vegan is having to wake up at 5AM to milk the almonds
The hardest part about being vegan is having to wake up at 5AM to milk the almonds
I'm not a ride ot die chick , i have questions . WHere are we riding to ? Why do i have to die ? Can we get food on the way ?
I’m not a ride ot die chick , i have questions . WHere are we riding to ? Why do i have to die ? Can we get food on the way ?
Pin this goal to every board for no reason
Pin this goal to every board for no reason
WE've been friends for so long . I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence
WE’ve been friends for so long . I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence

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