Best funny teacher quotes

The best funny teacher quotes

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best funny teacher quotes
Dear parents: if you promise not to believe everything not to believe everything your cild says happens at school, i’ll promise not to believe everything he says at home
best funny teacher quotes
Showing a teacher “Back to school” ads in july is like waving a cross at a vampire. It bums! It bums!
best funny teacher quotes
Every teacher before they draw on the board: “I’m not an artist.”
best funny teacher quotes
Teacher: Where is your homework? Me: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren’t the best teacher in school, best funny teacher quotes
best funny teacher quotes
Teacher: Come on! You learned this in 3rd grade! Me: I can’t remember what i ate for breakfast
best funny teacher quotes
When the teacher erases the board but sloppily leaves a little mark, i go a little insane on the inside

best funny teacher quotes

best funny teacher quotes
Types of teachers – Boring, fun, strict, bad and lazy…best funny teacher quotes
best funny teacher quotes
In viva, lecturer: “Shall i ask you ten easy questions or one touch one? – Student:” Ask me touch one” – Lecturer:” What comes first, day or night ? ” – Student: “Day” – Lecturer :” How can you exactly say that?” Student :”Sorry sir, you said you’ll ask only one question” – Moral: If not intelligent, be smart
best funny teacher quotes
Teacher: Where is your homework? Me: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren’t the best teacher in school.
best funny teacher quotes
Top answer of teachers – 1) I think the question is wrong… 2) I will tell you tomorrow… 3) Don’t ask foolish question… 4) You will study this in the next class and the most important one is: 5) Nice question, raise your hands who know the answer ? :)
best funny teacher quotes
When your math teacher looks at your paper durng exams and you don’t answer
best funny teacher quotes
If i was a teacher, i would give a scantron test with all the answer being a… just to freak kids out, best funny teacher quotes
best funny teacher quotes
The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say ” The children are now working as if i did not exist”
best funny teacher quotes
To the world you maybe just a teacher but to your students you are a hero
best funny teacher quotes
Teacher: where is your book? – Student: Home – Teacher: And what is it doing there? – Student: Having more fun than me
best funny teacher quotes
I teach because i’m still inspired by a great teacher i had when i was a kid. So, i get that what we do every single day truly matters, best funny teacher quotes
best funny teacher quotes
The best teacher are those who show you where to look but don’t tell you what to see
best funny teacher quotes
A teacher takes a hand, opens a mind and touches a heart
best funny teacher quotes
Tell me and i forget teach me and i remember involve me and i learn.
best funny teacher quotes
They may forget what you said but they will not forget how you made them feel, best funny teacher quotes
best funny teacher quotes
The best part of teaching is that it matters. The hardest part of teaching is that every moment matters, everyday
best funny teacher quotes
Keep calm and pretend this is on the lesson plan
best funny teacher quotes
In teaching you can not see the fruit of a day’s work. It is invisible and remains so, maybe for twenty years
best funny teacher quotes
To the world you maybe just a teacher but to your students you are a hero, best funny teacher quotes
best funny teacher quotes
Every child in your class is someone’s whole world
best funny teacher quotes
It’s okay to not know, but it’s not okay to not try
best funny teacher quotes
Wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it. Right is right, even if no one doing it
best funny teacher quotes
Mistakes are proof that you are trying, best funny teacher quotes

 

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