Best funny stories part 3

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Blondes On a Desert Island

Three blondes are stuck on a desert island and one finds a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie pops out and gives them each a wish.

The first blonde says, “I wish I was 10% smarter so I could get off of this island.” Then she turns into a redhead and swims off the island.

The second sees what happens and says, “I wish I was 25% smarter so that I can get off this island!” She then turns into a brunette, makes a raft from trees and sails off.
Finally, the third blonde says, “I wish I was 50% smarter so I can get off this island.” She then suddenly turns into a man and walks across the bridge.

Young Assistant

A man in Tesco’s tries to buy half a cauliflower. The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole cauliflowers. The man persists and asks to see the manager. The boy says he’ll ask his manager about it.

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Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, “Some prat out there wants to buy half a cauliflower.”

As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, “And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half.”

Young Assistant

Best funny stories part 3

The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way.
Later the manager said to the boy, “I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?”

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“Liverpool, sir,” the boy replied.

“Well, why did you leave Liverpool?” the manager asked.

The boy said, “Sir, there’s nothing but whores and footballers up there.”

“Really?” said the manager. “My wife is from Liverpool.”

“You’re kidding?” replied the boy. “Who did she play for?”

Sexual Statistics

A man boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices that she is reading a manual about sexual statistics.

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He asks her about it and she replies, “This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indians have the longest average penis and Polish men have the biggest average diameter. By the way my name is Jill. What’s yours?”

He coolly replies, “Tonto Kowalski, nice to meet you.”

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