Best funny small quotes

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You couldn't handle me even if i came with instructions
You couldn’t handle me even if i came with instructions
Why is Monday so far from Friday , and Friday so near to Monday ?
Why is Monday so far from Friday , and Friday so near to Monday ?
I had sae , got pregnant and almost died . WHAT DID I TELL YOU ?
I had sae , got pregnant and almost died . WHAT DID I TELL YOU ?
Life is short SMILE while you still have TEETH
Life is short SMILE while you still have TEETH
I don't have a bucket list but my fucket list is a mile long
I don’t have a bucket list but my fucket list is a mile long
Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life
Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life
" Dude , she just called you fat " . " OH HELL NO ! HOLD MY CAKE ! "
” Dude , she just called you fat ” . ” OH HELL NO ! HOLD MY CAKE ! “
I realize that humor isn't for everyone . IT's only for people who want to have fun , enjoy life , and feel alive
I realize that humor isn’t for everyone . IT’s only for people who want to have fun , enjoy life , and feel alive
When nothing goes right ... go left - Best funny small quotes
When nothing goes right … go left – Best funny small quotes
I'm not short ! my height is just cute
I’m not short ! my height is just cute
Don't like me ? Cool , i don't wake up every day to impress you
Don’t like me ? Cool , i don’t wake up every day to impress you
You know what's beautiful ? read the first word
You know what’s beautiful ? read the first word
"TRUTH . Get your facts first , then you can distort them as you please " - Mark Twain
“TRUTH . Get your facts first , then you can distort them as you please ” – Mark Twain
You can't be sad when you're holding a cupcake
You can’t be sad when you’re holding a cupcake
When it comes to hiding Porn , every man is a CIA AGENT - Best funny small quotes
When it comes to hiding Porn , every man is a CIA AGENT – Best funny small quotes
There are so many beautiful reasons to be happy
There are so many beautiful reasons to be happy
I'm not lazy . I'm just on my energy saving mode
I’m not lazy . I’m just on my energy saving mode
Don't TALK to me because you're " BORED " . I'm not here to ENTERTAIN you .And don't come to me only when you need a FAVOR . I don't like being USED
Don’t TALK to me because you’re ” BORED ” . I’m not here to ENTERTAIN you .And don’t come to me only when you need a FAVOR . I don’t like being USED
I don't have a dirty mind , i have a sexy imagination
I don’t have a dirty mind , i have a sexy imagination
PHOTOSHOP . What a little photoshop can fix
PHOTOSHOP . What a little photoshop can fix
" Happiness is a warm puppy
” Happiness is a warm puppy
Life is designed to kick your ass
Life is designed to kick your ass
" I am free of prejudice .I hate everyone equally " - W.C.Fields
” I am free of prejudice .I hate everyone equally ” – W.C.Fields
"Excellence is not a skill . It is an attitude " - Ralph Marston
“Excellence is not a skill . It is an attitude ” – Ralph Marston
I was single . Then he came along :) . And we fell for each other :"> . But he chose to break my heart ;(( . And now , this is for HIM :P . THE END
I was single . Then he came along :) . And we fell for each other :”> . But he chose to break my heart ;(( . And now , this is for HIM 😛 . THE END
You have a message . I LOVE YOU
You have a message . I LOVE YOU
SMOKING helps you relax - Best funny small quotes
SMOKING helps you relax – Best funny small quotes
I live in a town that every one claims to hate , yet they never seem to leave
I live in a town that every one claims to hate , yet they never seem to leave
STRESS . The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole who desperately deserves it
STRESS . The confusion created when one’s mind overrides the body’s basic desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole who desperately deserves it
Life is better when you are DRUNK
Life is better when you are DRUNK
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