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The most beautiful line is "But, i love you" The most painful line is "I love you, but"
The most beautiful line is “But, i love you”
The most painful line is “I love you, but”
I said.. you comes here often?
I said.. you comes here often?
I have to run as fast as I can to a randomly selected other room.
I have to run as fast as I can to a randomly selected other room.
Hey babe on a scale of 1 to America... How free are you tonight?
Hey babe on a scale of 1 to America… How free are you tonight?
Sometimes a mom just needs a 5 minute break.
Sometimes a mom just needs a 5 minute break.
'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'
‘His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.’
When the LT said get your gun and ass to the front line... carl took it literally.
When the LT said get your gun and ass to the front line… carl took it literally.
Did you know? Line dancing was started by women waiting to use the bathroom.
Did you know?
Line dancing was started by women waiting to use the bathroom.
Unemployment line!
Unemployment line!
You are going to be fine. You come from a strong line of lunatics.
You are going to be fine.
You come from a strong line of lunatics.
"Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times."
“Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.”

 

Shhhh... I'm hiding from stupid people.
Shhhh…
I’m hiding from stupid people.

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I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long. Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
Let’s get you out of these wet clothes.
I know somebody who likes you a lot. And if I wasn't so shy, I would tell you who it is.
I know somebody who likes you a lot. And if I wasn’t so shy, I would tell you who it is.
I married for her beauty... all that shines is not quality.
I married for her beauty… all that shines is not quality.
Is your body from McDonald? Because I'm loving it
Is your body from McDonald?
Because I’m loving it
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material.
Hey girl, feel my sweater.
Know what it’s made of?
Boyfriend material.
Go home railway... you are drunk.
Go home railway… you are drunk.
In the early day of courtship, Adam often tried to make meaningless small talk with Eve... So, what's your sign?
In the early day of courtship, Adam often tried to make meaningless small talk with Eve…
So, what’s your sign?
"Hold it!" "That's not a red line. That's just blood"
“Hold it!”
“That’s not a red line. That’s just blood”
Wanna be my girlfriend? I didn't put the D because you'll get that later.
Wanna be my girlfriend?
I didn’t put the D because you’ll get that later.
When you cross the finish line, It will change your life forever.
When you cross the finish line, It will change your life forever.
'Are you here for the zipline experience?'
‘Are you here for the zipline experience?’
Get down from there ram. You don't belong on the power line you're a ram.
Get down from there ram. You don’t belong on the power line you’re a ram.
Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!
Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!
Did you fail from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!
Did you fail from heaven?
Cause your face is pretty messed up!
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