The best short funny family stories part 6.
Read and enjoy it. Hope you have fun!
“Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?”
“Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine…”
INTELLIGENCE – Short funny family stories
A small girl suddenly sees her father coming out from the bathroom, and asks the mum. “Mum, what is it the daddy has?”
“Well, my girl, it is such daddy’s thing… If he hasn’t it you couldn’t be here, (pause), and me, perhaps, too.”
Monster in the Wardrobe
A man returned home earlier than usual. His son met him, very upset, and crying, “Daddy, there’s a monster in your bedroom.”
“There’s a what?”
“A monster. And he’s hidden in mummy’s wardrobe.”
So the man went upstairs, found his wife in bed and opened the wardrobe door. Inside, his oldest friend tried vainly to hide himself behind a rack of dresses.
“Twenty years, you’ve been my friend,” bellowed the husband, pulling his former friend out by the hair, “And the best thing you can find to do is frighten my little boy.”
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, skepticism.
Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused, with eyes glistening she slipped her arm around her husband.
“A penny for your thoughts,” she said.
“It’s amazing!” he replied. “I just can’t see how anybody can make a crib like that for only $46.50.”
Three Things a Man Wants in Life
An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are “snowbirds” in Texas. Ray always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them and wears them home, walking proudly.
He walks into the house and says to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?”
Bessie looks him over, “Nope.”
Frustrated, Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, “Notice anything different now??”
Bessie looks up and says, “Ray, what’s different? It’s hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it’ll be hanging down again tomorrow.”
Furious, Ray yells, “AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT’S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT’S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!”
To which Bessie replies, “Shoulda bought a hat, Ray. Shoulda bought a hat.”